What is Klaus????
Can someone please please please tell me what the fuck is Klaus? Is he perhaps Santa Klaus? A robot? A person? The chatgpt that sometimes does my math homework for me? What is genuinely Klaus? I am dumb sorry
Can someone please please please tell me what the fuck is Klaus? Is he perhaps Santa Klaus? A robot? A person? The chatgpt that sometimes does my math homework for me? What is genuinely Klaus? I am dumb sorry
i (31m) got into a huge argument with my neighbor (30m) and now everyone in our friend group is acting like i’m the idiot, so i’m here for an outside opinion.
for context, i’ve had a lemon tree for years. i loved this tree. it sat near the property line between our houses, and i always thought it looked great and I was really attached to it . a few months ago it started looking a little rough, but i figured it was just going through something. trees are outside. weather happens. nature does its thing.
anyway, after a recent storm, i noticed the tree was gone.
G O N E.
so naturally i confronted my neighbor and demanded to know why he cut down my tree.
he claimed he didn’t cut it down. according to him, the tree had already died, then fallen over onto his property during the storm, and he just removed it afterward.
i told him that wasn’t the point and that he had no right to touch my tree.
this is where things got weird.
My neighbor (who I only like because of his wife) got frustrated and asked why i was acting upset now when he was apparently 'the only one who ever watered it.'
i genuinely had no idea what he was talking about.
turns out this man has been watering my lemon tree for YEARS.
WITHOUT TELLING ME. (Which rude btw)
apparently he stopped a few months ago, which is why it started getting sick. he says the tree died because i never took care of it and that the storm only knocked it over after it was already dead.
i told him that trees just kind of grow on their own.
he looked at me like i’d confessed to eating drywall.
now everyone is making fun of me because, according to them, i somehow owned a tree for years without understanding that someone needed to water it.
my defense is that lots of trees exist in nature without people walking around with watering cans. also, if he’d been secretly maintaining the thing this entire time, how was i supposed to know?
so am i the asshole for accusing my neighbor of cutting down my lemon tree with no feelings when i thought he got rid of it just cause he is an ass?
edit : don't comment “who did you think was watering it?” i don’t know, okay? rain? the earth? tree magic? i didn’t think this through. And please be nice I’m sensitive
Edit 2: I am actually a really nice person irl plus y’all say it like I actually don’t have a great point and that I am dumb (which I promise you I’m not) plus I’ve been stressing over stuff for YEARS and now I have to deal with my neighbor’s younger brother (which is like a brother to me) doing some idiotic decisions over some girl who is literally so so so psychopathic. PLUS what do y’all know about working for the government so give me some grace
I saw a post on TikTok that said that “DN had no depth past the age of 14”. And that brought the next question “What is the essence of death note,and just how much depth is it?”. Now I have answered that question myself but I wanted to know the opinions of others. You can use as evidence all the series!