u/Sweet-Extreme-8380

Go fuck up your lungs somewhere else PLEASE, it's not that hard to puff smoke behind your house or some shit, some people are actually trying to use the restrooms. But these lung fucks think it's cool hot boxing a bathroom, closing it for the rest of the day, I have to walk all the way across my highschool cuz some shitty ass teenagers need flavored air. Breath some fucking air already.

The dyle update, which was extremely well received, came almost out of nowhere with no warning. Do we think that may happen again?

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Double machines are a great addition to the game imo, but on youtube I've seen some people say how double machines should just replace single machines, and honestly them saying that confused me so much, since honestly that'd just ruin the flow of floor progression. Let's think about what would need to happen to make double machines viable for them to completely replace normal machines.

First off, the double machines would need to be nerfed. Double machines are way too fast and overpowered in their current state to spawn on every floor. To make the double machines more balanced, machines being completed with 1 person would fill 75% as fast as the current machines, and with 2 players working together, would fill 150% as fast as current machines.

This change would be terrible for the game. It hurts solo players and would overall just damage the game. Double machines are supposed to be a special type of machine that encourages teamwork with a reward at the end. They are meant to be a special chance to speed up your floor. You shouldn't be praised with this special gift every single time you do a machine, it's just silly.

You can't have an AU based on Animal Farm without your Snowball.

I didn't realize this beforehand, but the trinket is just a step down from dyles trinket, but I think that's fine since dale's trinket is pretty hard to get when playing casually, so just having a lower tier of it is fine imo.

Anyway, here's Bristle! The dentist character. I've noticed a pattern where a lot of toons can fall into the job category. Brusha is a painter, sprout and cosmo are cooks, soulvester is a knight, Tisha is a cleaner. So I've been trying to come up with toons who fit other jobs. My previous toon Conner fit into the safety inspector job, and bristle fits into the dentist job! She's very pro health and teaches kids about eating good and having healthy food habits.

Hee twisted is similar to Rodgers in a way. Basically, whenever bristle shows up on your floor, an extra amount of items will spawn, but these extra items are tainted. Made to resemble real items, but once used deal 1 heart of damage. Ofc the items do have visual identifiers fro if they're tainted or not, but you always have to be careful when picking up items / using items just incase bristle spawned. Tainted items also deteriate / ger removed from the players inventory on the floor AFTER the floor you got the tainted item ends, you'll never have a tainted item in your inventory for more than 2 floors

It's very obvious that dandys world is a flawed game, and I've seen videos with valid points, but I've also seen videos that have crossed the line from criticism and are just hating on the game to hate. How do yall feel about these recent outcrys? And what points have you seen that you think are valid/unvalid

I headcannon Conner as a safety instructor for garden view. His main purpose out of the bunch is to teach kids and adults alike on basic safety procedures both in gardenview AND out in the real world.

"Make sure to watch where you're going."

"Look both ways before crossing the street."

"Wait till the street lights turn white before crossing an intersection crosswalk."

In the cannon show, he's pretty unliked as the "boring strict" one of the group, but surprisingly, he's guite the popular toon amoungst most of his piers, with the only group of toons disliking him being the Circus Troup. He is also the only one who interacts with dyle on a daily basis (besides Dandy, of course) as he quite enjoys doing safety checks on the train controls. Though it's purely one-sided, as dyle only sees it as more delays.

His player role is a stealthy extractor. He specializes in extracting near twisteds, which makes him perfect for those machines that seem difficult to reach, or perhaps those machines next to the distractor that would be too risky with a lower stealth toon.

His ability [Safety First] (which is classified as a toggle ability) produces a (honestly pretty big) ring around him that while inside can increase your stealth, meaning toons like gourdy can benefit from the stealth buff while in his ring. Be warned, though, as the more items you carry in your inventory, the smaller the ring will be.

His twisted is an uncommon, meaning it's fairly reasonable to deal with. His main gimmic is that instead of just following you, every 30 seconds, he will hold in place for 2 seconds before charging in a straight direction, and he won't stop until he hits a wall. After that, he is stunned for 5 seconds before then chasing normally until his 30-second cool down runs out again.

For 100% twisted Conners research, you can unlock the [safety tape] trinket. When equipped, the closer you are to a twisted, the faster your extraction speed gets. This further pushes the risky playstyle of being near twisteds when distracting.

To unlock Conner in the toon license shop, you need both 50% on twisted Conner and have encountered twisted Blot once.

His stats are:

Uncommon Toon (3 hearts)

3 stars skill check

2 stars movement speed

3 stars stamina

4 stars stealth

4 stars extraction speed

I'm so tired of this I've been writing this for like 45 minutes let me FREEEEEEE 🥹✌️

I headcannon Conner as a safety instructor for garden view. His main purpose out of the bunch is to teach kids and adults alike on basic safety procedures both in gardenview AND out in the real world.

"Make sure to watch where you're going."

"Look both ways before crossing the street."

"Wait till the street lights turn white before crossing an intersection crosswalk."

In the cannon show, he's pretty unliked as the "boring strict" one of the group, but surprisingly, he's guite the popular toon amoungst most of his piers, with the only group of toons disliking him being the Circus Troup. He is also the only one who interacts with dyle on a daily basis (besides Dandy, of course) as he quite enjoys doing safety checks on the train controls. Though it's purely one-sided, as dyle only sees it as more delays.

His player role is a stealthy extractor. He specializes in extracting near twisteds, which makes him perfect for those machines that seem difficult to reach, or perhaps those machines next to the distractor that would be too risky with a lower stealth toon.

His ability [Safety First] (which is classified as a toggle ability) produces a (honestly pretty big) ring around him that while inside can increase your stealth, meaning toons like gourdy can benefit from the stealth buff while in his ring. Be warned, though, as the more items you carry in your inventory, the smaller the ring will be.

His twisted is an uncommon, meaning it's fairly reasonable to deal with. His main gimmic is that instead of just following you, every 30 seconds, he will hold in place for 2 seconds before charging in a straight direction, and he won't stop until he hits a wall. After that, he is stunned for 5 seconds before then chasing normally until his 30-second cool down runs out again.

For 100% twisted Conners research, you can unlock the [safety tape] trinket. When equipped, the closer you are to a twisted, the faster your extraction speed gets. This further pushes the risky playstyle of being near twisteds when distracting.

To unlock Conner in the toon license shop, you need both 50% on twisted Conner and have encountered twisted Blot once.

His stats are:

Uncommon Toon (3 hearts)

3 stars skill check

2 stars movement speed

3 stars stamina

4 stars stealth

4 stars extraction speed

I'm so tired of this I've been writing this for like 45 minutes let me FREEEEEEE 🥹✌️

We all know public runs suck ass, but around the beginning of the Easter event, I wanted to know how ass they really were. So, I started a Google sheet filled with variables and information on public runs so I could determine what percentage of public runs are actually good compared to... well, bad public runs. The problem, though, is that to collect data, I have to... Play Dandys World 🥺😢 i played like 5 publics, and then decided I have self-worth and stopped. But should I keep it going, collect the 30 runs worth of data so we can finally conclude how bad public runs are.