FUCK THIS GAME
I HAVE NEVER PLAYED A QUEST MORE GOD DAMN FUCKING BULLSHIT THAN EGG-STRACTION: THE RECKONING IN MONSTER HUNTER 4 ULTIMATE.
WHOEVER DECIDED TO PUT A BUNCH OF STUPID FUCKING ROCKS ON THE GOOD ENTRANCES NEEDS TO EXPLAIN HOW THAT'S "GAME DESIGN." WHY ARE THEY EVERYWHERE? WHY IS THE ENTIRE QUEST JUST "OH, YOU WANTED TO WALK? FUCK YOU, HERE'S ANOTHER ROCK." FUCK ME ITS SO STUPID. IT'S THE LAZIEST, MOST ANNOYING DESIGN IMAGINABLE. THEY DIDN'T MAKE THE QUEST HARD. THEY JUST MADE IT OBNOXIOUS.
AND THEN THEY THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS? TWO GOD DAMN TIGREXES."
TWO.
BECAUSE APPARENTLY ONE OF THE MOST GOD DAMN FUCKING ANNOYING MONSTERS IN THE ENTIRE GAME WASN'T ENOUGH.
IT'S JUST:
FULL BODY HITBOX CHARGE ATTACK.
FULL BODY HITBOX CHARGE ATTACK.
FULL BODY HITBOX CHARGE ATTACK.
FULL BODY HITBOX CHARGE ATTACK.
FULL BODY HITBOX CHARGE ATTACK.
FULL BODY HITBOX CHARGE ATTACK.
FULL BODY HITBOX CHARGE ATTACK.
FULL BODY HITBOX CHARGE ATTACK.
FULL BODY HITBOX CHARGE ATTACK.
FULL BODY HITBOX CHARGE ATTACK.
OH, YOU DODGED? TOO BAD, HERE COMES ANOTHER GOD DAMN FULL BODY HITBOX CHARGE ATTACK.
CAN I JUST GET THE TWO GOD DAMN FUCKING EGGS?
HOLY GOD DAMNED FUCKING SHIT.
WHO PLAYTESTED THIS QUEST AND SAID, "YEAH, THIS IS FUN"?
FUCK THIS GAME FUCK THIS GAME FUCK THIS GAME FUCK THIS GAME FUCK THIS GAME FUCK THIS GAME.