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Daily Mail cover sneaked its way in.....prolly something to do with security :-)

Went a bit off piste with the cover shot as I wouldn't ordinarily feature the Star...I didn't buy it, I threw it on the floor of the newsagent and took the pic that way :-) The article is from the Sun

so similar

The doughnut feels as if it belongs in Montecito....bit fake and too sweet but as I don't give a toss and am very vein I had two

The pastry gets a front page today as it represents how Harrys brain works and is also a perfect colour match. There's so many articles atm and it's going to get much much worse.....they are trolling William, the UK and it's press...they are going to lose but they also don't have any choice. I included the KK dance picture because as ever, it's so fucking creepy. If Haz approached my partner with all his funky boarding school moves I'm punching him straight in the throat.

This is going to end up with Megbelieve trying to smuggle the kids out the country or having a fistfight with some sloane the Trash Prince of no heir has poisoned with ecstasy...as ever.

Sir Ahmed Salman Rushdie^([2])^([a]) (born 19 June 1947) is an Indian-born British and American novelist.^([4]) His work often combines magical realism with historical fiction and primarily deals with connections, disruptions, and migrations between Eastern and Western civilizations, typically set on the Indian subcontinent. Rushdie's second novel, Midnight's Children (1981), won the Booker Prize in 1981 and was deemed to be "the best novel of all winners" on two occasions that marked the 25th and the 40th anniversary of the prize.

After his fourth novel, The Satanic Verses (1988), Rushdie became the subject of several assassination attempts and death threats because of what was seen by some to be an irreverent depiction of Muhammad. The controversy involving the Satanic Verses included a fatwa calling for his death issued by Ruhollah Khomeini, the supreme leader of Iran. The book was banned in 20 countries.^([5]) Numerous killings and bombings have been carried out by extremists who cited the book as motivation, sparking a debate about censorship and religiously motivated violence. In 2022, Rushdie survived a stabbing at the Chautauqua Institution that led to loss of his right eye and damage to his liver and hands.^([6])^([7]) Two of the men who went to his aid were awarded the Carnegie Medal for heroism in 2025.^([8])

Rushdie was educated at King's College at the University of Cambridge, where he graduated with a degree in history in 1968. In 1983, Rushdie was elected a fellow of the Royal Society of Literature.^([9]) He was appointed a Commandeur de l'Ordre des Arts et des Lettres of France in 1999.^([10]) Rushdie was knighted in 2007 for his services to literature.^([11]) In 2008, The Times ranked him 13th on its list of the 50 greatest British writers since 1945.^([12]) Since 2000, he has lived in the United States. Rushdie was named Distinguished Writer in Residence at the Arthur L. Carter Journalism Institute of New York University in 2015.^([13]) Earlier, he taught at Emory University. He was elected to the American Academy of Arts and Letters. In 2012, Rushdie published Joseph Anton: A Memoir, an account of his life in the wake of the events following The Satanic Verses. He was named one of the 100 most influential people in the world by Time magazine in April 2023.^([14])

Rushdie has been married five times. From 2004 to 2007, he was married to Indian-American television presenter and model Padma Lakshmi.^([15])^([16])^([17])

Havn't posted for a while but am limbering up for the faux royal visit as there is bound to be a lot of mask slips and booing :-)