UFO's and Ancient Aliens: July 4th
Ancient aliens, UFO's, Roswell, etc is the only thing American culture has produced that is unique to us that no other country has. All Americans have a deep down belief in this shit, even if we don't publicly admit it. That's what I celebrate on July 4th and makes me proud to be American.
Europeans think we are idiots for believing this stuff, they care more about soccer (idiots).
Even George Carlin recognized this as the only thing we have, and the only hope we have.