My dad screens resumes all day. 6 things i would never put on mine.

My dad was a recruiter, 8 years, tech + healthcare + finance roles. not an all-knowing HR overlord, his job was watching what he allows forward vs what goes into the bin. the pattern was brutally consistent:

  1. an objective statement. everyone knows your objective. it's this job. that's why the resume is in my hands. it's dead space where your best win should be

  2. the buzzword self-portrait. highly motivated detail-oriented team player with excellent communication skills, this describes every resume in my queue, therefore no one. he’d skim right past it

  3. a photo. introduces bias, some companies auto-reject for compliance because of it. zero upside in the EU/NA market

  4. a soft-skills list. "leadership, teamwork, communication" as bullet points proves nothing. a bullet like "trained 4 new hires, all passed probation" proves all three at once

  5. bullets that restate the job description. "handled customer inquiries", yes, that's the job. what changed because YOU did it? a number, a before/after, anything

  6. "references available upon request." it's assumed. it's been assumed since 2009. no point writing it.

None of this is revolutionary. it's just the stuff that quietly kills otherwise solid resumes, every single day.

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u/TeaBusiness1 — 3 days ago

what's the weirdest custom thing you've built on shopify?

Shopify dev here. spent last month on a configurator with pricing that changes across sevel variables, genuenly thought it was going to break

got me wondering what else people have bent this platform into doing. not nice themes, the stuff where you hit a wall and had to build arround it

what's the strangest thing you've had to make it do?

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u/TeaBusiness1 — 21 days ago

Honest number: how long does a 15-slide deck actually take you?

Not asking for the version you tell an hourly billing client. The real one, including the 40 minutes of moving a text box around at the end. I am asking because I have no idea if I'm slow.

A 15-slider from scratch takes most of the day for me, and I've never been able to tell whether that's normal or whether other people are closing this in two hours. Rough number plus context on what kind of decks you make would help a lot.

And any tips?

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u/TeaBusiness1 — 25 days ago

What's the rudest thing you accidentally said in japanese without knowing?

Ok story time. i'm B1-ish, been studying ~1.5 yrs and yk how the japanese are with their social etiquette, i was trying super hard to get the politeness bit right.

Met my jap friends dad for the first time and used omae to him. casually bc anime made it sound totally normal. And there was dead silence. Turns out i've been collecting rude japanese from anime for years and using it in real life like it's neutral. "omae", "kisama", ending everything way too casually.

how bad did i mess up?

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u/TeaBusiness1 — 1 month ago