u/That1LavenderGuy

exactly what the title says, Who is who if the Bible and Twilight did a crossover? Obviously, Jesus is Bella, and I can kind of imagine Judas as both Edward and Jacob- but maybe mostly Jacob? (since Bella felt betrayed by Jacob when he imprinted on her baby and stuff.)

The Virgin Mary is ofc Bella's mother, and Joseph is her new boyfriend, which then obviously makes Bella's Father God.

But who are Edward and Jacob!? Who would Moses have been??? I need answers!

I dont think ive ever seen actual norwegian representaton in media like this before! they norwegians over at Manzanita Post speak actual norwegian,, not swedish! (the family guy "norwegians" still haunt me to this day, that was awful...)

They were actually speaking norwegian, reasponing both with an amazing example on our awful norwegian accent when speaking English, and they also spoke the language!:D Im so excited over this lmao

"jeg har ennå mareritt over det som hendte med det spebarnet"/"i still have nightmares about what happend to that infant" wtf?? Im going to have to break into their home now to see if i can find any clues on what they were talking about

(ignore my many grammer mistakes, thanksss)

EDIT: I cant break in:(

EDIT 2: the title was supposed to say REpresentation, but whatever

he tries, ill give him that

Jesus fuck, this hit me hard

glen and eddie by Dakota river

poor boys, i wonder how it went with their momma, have we got any other info on this family?:(((