Got the call
Phone rings
AD : Hi it's Wesley
Me : Who ?
AD : Wesley, from Rolex
Me : Oh....
AD: Yes, ..... anyway, I wanted to let you know....., it's been 3 years since you expressed interest in the Submariner, and we obviously dont have anything for you yet, ....
Me: Oh.....
AD : Yes, I mean, why would we, given your lack of history and all......
Me: Right......
AD : However what I can do for you...... I have a brown Lady-Datejust that just came in....I normally would reserve this piece for established clients as well, but you know, I guess I'm feeling generous today.....
Me: Right....
AD : Yes, so if you could make your way down to us, and please I have a pedicure this afternoon, so could you be here before 1pm, before I change my mind......this will be a huge moment for you I imagine......
Me: Riiiight.....ok.......look, you know, I think I'm going to pass.......
AD: .......sorry, what was that ?
Me: Yeah, I think I'll pass on this .....
AD: ......... You'll pass? ...........I'm sorry , I don't think you understand dear, you probably won't get this opportunity again.......
Me: That's ok, I'm good actually.....
AD: .......what ? ..........you're "good" ?
Me: Yeah , I'm not into your watches anymore. I've actually decided to buy the new Garmin Forerunner 70 , which just came out
AD: ...........like, WHAT......
Me: Yeah this thing can track your heart rate and predict your health, draw up a training plan for you, has GPS, ...... I don't think any of your models do this yet ?
AD: Is this some kind of joke?
Me: Yeah, and it's only $299 on Amazon, and you just order it, I didn't need to get to know Amazon first as well.......
AD: .............<cuts call>..........