u/TheCrimsonBlight

Official Notice of Stick Copyright

By the powers I decided I have now... I, TheCrimsonBlight, hereby declare complete and unquestionable ownership over all stick figures within r/TrugTrug.

Effective immediately:

All sticks are now my sticks.

The creation, possession, distribution, admiration, or excessive staring at sticks without my entirely arbitrary approval is prohibited.

Any newly created stick shall automatically be considered property of TheCrimsonBlight's Totally Legitimate Stick Registry.

Any individual who disagrees with this completely reasonable declaration is encouraged to challenge it before the TrugCourt.

I fully intend to win.

Thank you for your involuntary cooperation.

Signed, TheCrimsonBlight - New Lord of Sticks. 

If we are gonna torture someone... I personally select Fraudster, mainly because they're so intimidating with that Contest Winner flair...

In turn, I will be handling any changes to The Constitution that has been properly approved by the people, I will also be handling all Trug-Lawsuits sent their way, I will also represent them in Trug-Court.

The terms of our contract are not for the public eye, however I will say that anyone who sends Trug-Legal action our way will be demolished in Trug-Court, and we will take all your sticks.

D:

Hello there, if you don’t already know I was an active associate of TheGonkoianUsurper, now there has been something similar to a purge in Trugsland. Now, the fact of the matter is that there is no way to know what is going to happen in the near Trug-Future.

I at this point am leaving the team of TheGonkoianUsurper, until further notice.

I still have faith they'll make the right choices, but until then... We wait to see what happens.