Hello all, me and my fiancé are coming to Athens next summer to get married and would like to rent out a bar that we most likely won't get shot at. Which one would you say would be best? But just to be safe and be prepared for the worst, would level 3 armor plating work, or should we go with the level 4? Maybe do level 3 for the guests, and level 4 for the bride and groom? Thanks!
If you want to be happy the US has been around, and improved a lot in those 250 years, cool, but to say it's been 250 years of freedom seems way off the mark, for many reasons
What a Day! Got stuck in traffic on Atlanta Highway for 2 hours, then a red light for 5 minutes, got to my apartment on Eastside, power was out, went to Athfest, it sucked, went to Duke & Dottie's, got groped and beat up by two teenagers, sideways Kroger was out of everything I wanted, went back home, still no power, and now some asshole keeps driving by my apartment in his loud car, I hear booming coming from somewhere, and just now I seen someone peeping into my window I LOVE THIS CITY!
Who is stealing my smaller sex toys bro? Also, can anyone recommend a good proctologist, my butt hurts for some reason?
It seemed Mr. Clause really needed the day off to prepare for a trip, but Trader Joe's wasn't hearing it, and then fired him for calling in.
Ahoy there maties, I am a Pastafarian Pirate and I am looking for fellow Pastafarian Pirates to plunder the pasta and grog sections of grocery stores, and if there is other booty around to plunder we can give it the old heave ho too, as us Pastafarian Pirates need love too. ARRRRGGGHHHH!
In what now in hindsight seems like a lock of the century, Black guy Derek Fisher easily beats White guy Tim Denson in the local erection race. Tim tried to put on a good showing, but just couldn't get his campaign to grow, while Derek came out swinging, and had a rock solid campaign from start to finish.
I'm just wondering what it was exactly? I was going to try to pop by and at least look what was going on, but didn't make it. From the flyer it looked like you are supposed to bring a synth and show to others or something, meet other enthusiast, which is cool. Problem is, I ain't bringing any of my very expensive synths to a place where possibly hung over people are carrying drinks, so was there a place roped off or something? Is this a regular thing, first time? I could call them, but I like public feedback.
Hello, yes, we are a polycule, we met while we were all sort of vacationing, and we want to get a ring made that was lost in a fire while on this vacation. Problem is, we want to make sure the jeweler is cool with our situation and not think we are weird. Any recommendations?
Athens recently won the National Pinky Swear Contest to Save the Planet, a contest in which everyone had to pinky swear they will save the planet, which they did, as the planet is still here. Up next for the town is the Virtue Signaling Olympics, which they have a pretty good shot at taking home the gold.
One commissioner, who didn't want to be named, said "after looking at how badly we have messed up the budget, the only way we could have the Christmas parade this year is if we have it in August."
Hello, I need to rehome my cock, and not sure about how to do it. Someone help me out, granted it's not a huge cock, but it can get up pretty early and raise a ruckus. I can meet at Ben Burton Park if you want it, as I like to go there, sit, pet my cock, and twirl my handlebar mustache. NO COPS!
Hello, does anyone know a place where I can go smoke crack and learn how to crochet with my grandma? She's dying, and I want to try to connect with her so I can inherit some money, you know, to buy more crack.