u/TheDualityOfThomas

Crack and Crocheting with Grandma?

Hello, does anyone know a place where I can go smoke crack and learn how to crochet with my grandma? She's dying, and I want to try to connect with her so I can inherit some money, you know, to buy more crack.

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u/TheDualityOfThomas — 1 day ago

▲ 21 r/AthensCircleJerk

Today I went and voted, and was totally going to vote for Denson, but then I saw Fisher had more signs, so decided I would for for them, but then Zuniga had two nice ladies waving and holding signs, so I just voted for him. #democracy

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u/TheDualityOfThomas — 3 days ago

▲ 17 r/AthensCircleJerk

I went to my daughters pre-school graduation yesterday, and when asked, all the stupid little brats said they wanted to be stay at home moms when they grow up, my little darling said she wanted to be a Xenofemist Anti-Natalist Marxist Furry, I was so proud.

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u/TheDualityOfThomas — 6 days ago