u/TheGingerKitsune

Gimme a listen for a giggle :)

Back again with another rinkydink post while I struggle to keep myself entertained.

I'm going into this with zero expectations of what will come out of this, outside of the hopes that you also like voice notes and calls. I am an audiophile and I thrive off of hearing people's voices, be it their tones, inflections, and/or emotions. Please indulge me and send me a voice note back.

Open to long-term or short-term, though I do like the idea of finding someone who could stick around. You could be my next partner-in-crime or my absolute soulmate. You could be my zombie apocalypse survival partner (see previous post) or my novel worthy archnemesis. Hopefully, you would be my best friend. Come find out with me?

Why I would make a wonderful addition to your life:

• ⁠I'm funny. Kinda.
• ⁠I'm a ginger. 'Nuff said.
• ⁠I have two swords and a dagger, which were all drunkenly obtained while dressed as some sort of creature. See audio clip for a funny story if you haven’t already.
• ⁠I have two adorable cats that looove attention. If you have pets, I demand the pet tax. Please.
• ⁠I write stories and own way too many costume props. Yes I will try to dress you up for a fair.
• ⁠I will wholeheartedly support and encourage any questionable decisions, like getting that tattoo you keep wavering on. Fuck, I'll get it with you.
• ⁠I am kinda short and know that I can fit into my Subaru's trunk space. As can a 6'2" man - this was a deciding moment for me when buying my car.
• ⁠I will put your ex's name into a jar and launch that bitch into a swamp. Hence me being whimsy AND spooky.
• ⁠I am a kinky fucker who is into BDSM. Guess my role and I'll give you a smooch.

Hence the NSFW flair, since we are all adults here. And because I really like using the word Fuck.

Why would you not like me?

• ⁠Fuck Trump and his fascist cult.
• ⁠I do not want kids.
• ⁠I am more of a plus size girly - while it is something I am working on, I understand my body type is not for everyone.

There's plenty of other reasons to talk, or not to talk. If I caught your interest, great. Hopefully the little voice message was fun to listen to while you were reading along. If it was, I can't wait to hear from you.

If you do message me though, please include info about yourself, including your age. None of that copy/paste or one line bullshit. In fact, tell me your funniest personal story. If you don't, I reserve the right to roast the shit out of you.

If not, all is well. Happy Redditing!

Gimme a listen :)

Back again with another rinkydink post while I struggle to keep myself entertained. Yes, I did post yesterday - no, I did not find what I was looking for.

I'm going into this with zero expectations of what will come out of this, outside of the hopes that you also like voice notes and calls. I am an audiophile and I thrive off of hearing people's voices, be it their tones, inflections, and/or emotions. Please indulge me and send me a voice note back.

Open to long-term or short-term, though I do like the idea of finding someone who could stick around. You could be my next partner-in-crime or my absolute soulmate. You could be my zombie apocalypse survival partner (see previous post) or my novel worthy archnemesis. Hopefully, you would be my best friend. Come find out with me?

Why I would make a wonderful addition to your life:

• I'm funny. Kinda.
• I'm a ginger. 'Nuff said.
• I have two swords and a dagger, which were all drunkenly obtained while dressed as a hobgoblin. They have been used to smash pumpkins as a stress reliever.
• I have two adorable cats that looove attention. If you have pets, I demand the pet tax. Please.
• I write stories and own way too many costume props. Yes I will try to dress you up for a fair.
• I will wholeheartedly support and encourage any questionable decisions, like getting that tattoo you keep wavering on. Fuck, I'll get it with you.
• I am short and know that I can fit into my Subaru's trunk space. As can a 6'2" man - this was a deciding moment for me when buying my car.
• I will put your ex's name into a jar and launch that bitch into a swamp. Hence me being whimsy AND spooky.
• I am a kinky fucker who is into BDSM. Guess my role and I'll give you a smooch.

Hence the NSFW flair, since we are all adults here. And because I really like using the word Fuck.

Why would you not like me?

• Fuck Trump and his fascist cult.
• I do not want kids.
• I am more of a plus size girly - while it is something I am working on, I understand my body type is not for everyone.

There's plenty of other reasons to talk, or not to talk. If I caught your interest, great. Hopefully the little voice message was fun to listen to while you were reading along. If it was, I can't wait to hear from you. If you do message me though, please include info about yourself, including your age. None of that copy/paste or one line bullshit. In fact, tell me what adventure we're going on first. If you don't, I reserve the right to roast the shit out of you.

If not, all is well. Happy Redditing!

As much as I hate to admit it, I do have main character energy. I blame it being a writer, so the mindset is always there. That being said, I would make a damn good sidekick. Feel free to prove me wrong, though.

I usually post things like this with zero expectations of what could happen. Open to long term or short term chats, though I do like the idea of finding something long term or permanent. You could be my new partner-in-crime or my soulmate or my novel worthy arch-nemesis or my zombie apocalypse partner (see previous post from a few months ago). Maybe you'll hate me after a full conversation, or maybe I'll have you wrapped around my finger. Maybe you'll be my best friend.

Why I would be a great addition to your life:

• ⁠I'm funny. Kinda.
• ⁠I have two swords and a dagger, all of which were drunkenly obtained at a renaissance fair while dressed up as a hobgoblin. Smash some pumpkins with them with me?
• ⁠I have two adorable cats that you'll adore and that will adore you.
• ⁠I play dress up for fairs, have way too many props, and get too much story inspiration.
• ⁠I will wholeheartedly support and encourage questionable decisions, including that tattoo you keep wavering on.
• ⁠I will put your ex's name into a jar and launch it into a swamp. Or the ocean. Or run it over with my Subaru, which is tested and proved to fit a grown man in the trunk.
• ⁠I am a whimsical, spooky, kinky fucker that loves the psychological aspects of sex. I am a soft submissive when it comes to BDSM - this does not mean I want to sext with you off the bat.

Hence the NSFW flair, since we're all adults. I also really like using the word fuck.

Why I might not be a good choice for you:

• ⁠I do not want kids. I will, however, convince you we need more pets.
• ⁠I am a ginger and you actively participated in Kick a Ginger Day in middle school. I'm on the shorter side and will retaliate by taking you out by your knees.
• ⁠I am a plus size girly. This is something I am working on but this is the body I have at the moment and body positivity is important to me.
• ⁠I am very progressive. MAGA, anti vaxxers, ICE supporters, and like-minded need not apply. I'll only piss you off.

Bonus points to those who like voice notes and calls. I am an audiophile and looove to yap. Please indulge me.

If I caught your attention, great! Tell me about yourself when you message me, including your age. None of that single sentence or copy/paste bullshit. In fact, tell me about what adventure you would like to go on with me first. If not, I reserve the right to roast the shit out of you.

If not, all is well. Happy Redditing!

As much as I hate to admit it, I do have main character energy. I blame it being a writer, so the mindset is always there. That being said, I would make a damn good sidekick. Feel free to prove me wrong, though.

I usually post things like this with zero expectations of what could happen. Open to long term or short term chats, though I do like the idea of finding something long term or permanent. You could be my new partner-in-crime or my soulmate or my novel worthy arch-nemesis or my zombie apocalypse partner (see previous post from a few months ago). Maybe you'll hate me after a full conversation, or maybe I'll have you wrapped around my finger. Maybe you'll be my best friend.

Why I would be a great addition to your life:

• I'm funny. Kinda.
• I have two swords and a dagger, all of which were drunkenly obtained at a renaissance fair while dressed up as a hobgoblin. Smash some pumpkins with them with me?
• I have two adorable cats that you'll adore and that will adore you.
• I play dress up for fairs, have way too many props, and get too much story inspiration.
• I will wholeheartedly support and encourage questionable decisions, including that tattoo you keep wavering on.
• I will put your ex's name into a jar and launch it into a swamp. Or the ocean. Or run it over with my Subaru, which is tested and proved to fit a grown man in the trunk.
• I am a whimsical, spooky, kinky fucker that loves the psychological aspects of sex. I am a soft submissive when it comes to BDSM - this does not mean I want to sext with you off the bat.

Hence the NSFW flair, since we're all adults. I also really like using the word fuck.

Why I might not be a good choice for you:

• I do not want kids. I will, however, convince you we need more pets.
• I am a ginger and you actively participated in Kick a Ginger Day in middle school. I'm on the shorter side and will retaliate by taking you out by your knees.
• I am a plus size girly. This is something I am working on but this is the body I have at the moment and body positivity is important to me.
• I am very progressive. MAGA, anti vaxxers, ICE supporters, and like-minded need not apply. I'll only piss you off.

Bonus points to those who like voice notes and calls. I am an audiophile and looove to yap. Please indulge me.

If I caught your attention, great! Tell me about yourself when you message me, including your age. None of that single sentence or copy/paste bullshit. In fact, tell me about what adventure you would like to go on with me first. If not, I reserve the right to roast the shit out of you.

If not, all is well. Happy Redditing!

As much as I hate to admit it, I do have main character energy. I blame it on being a writer, so the mindset is always there. That being said, I have a bunch of sidekick characteristics so I can't really argue that role.

Guess those characteristics for gold stars?

I usually go into this with no expectations of what we could possibly talk about. I’m open to short term or long term chats. You could be my new best friend/partner-in-crime/absolute soulmate/zombie apocalypse survival buddy (see previous post)/novel worthy arch-nemesis. You could hate me or I could have you wrapped around my finger. The possibilities are endless, and it’s up for us to decide.

Why I would be a great addition to your life:

• ⁠I'm funny. Kinda.
• ⁠I have two swords and a dagger, all of which were obtained drunkenly for eventual apocalypse shenanigans. They have been used for stress relief.
• ⁠I have two adorable cats and would be equally love with yours.
• ⁠I write stories and go nuts for renaissance fairs, including costumes. This should imply that I can keep you entertained.
• ⁠I will wholeheartedly encourage questionable decisions, including that tattoo you keep wavering on.
• ⁠The deciding factor of getting my car (a Subaru) was having a grown man get into the trunk - it was successful.
• ⁠I will put your ex's name in a jar and throw it into a swamp. I'm spooky, whimsy, and supportive.
• ⁠I am a slightly kinky fucker and like the psychological aspects of sex. This does not mean I want to sext with you right off the bat.

Hence the NSFW flair, since we're all adults here. I also really like using the word Fuck.

And I’m sure the list goes on and on. Even if it’s not in my realm of activities, we can still babble. I’m as curious as it gets. Bonus points to those who like voice notes and chats. I’m an audiophile and it makes my heart melt a little when that part of me is indulged.

Things I am not a fan of though? Non-progressive politics. If you support Trump and his fascist regime, I'm not your girl.

For those looking for something more romantic, some blunt facts:

• ⁠I do not want kids. I will convince you we need ANOTHER pet though.
• ⁠I'm more of a plus-size girly. It's something I am working on, but body positivity and confidence is still important.
• ⁠I'm on the shorter side, have red hair, and I am pale as fuck - fully open to trading pics.

If I caught your attention, great! Tell me about yourself when you message me, including your age. None of that single sentence or copy/paste BS that doesn’t acknowledge a thing I said. If you ignore my ask, I reserve the right to roast the shit out of you.

In fact, just to avoid this pet peeve of mine, tell me what kind of adventure you’d go on with me first.

If not, all is well. Happy Redditing!

As much as I hate to admit it, I do have main character energy. I blame it on being a writer, so the mindset is always there. That being said, I have a bunch of sidekick characteristics so I can't really argue that role.

Guess those characteristics for gold stars?

I usually go into this with no expectations of what we could possibly talk about. I’m open to short term or long term chats. You could be my new best friend/partner-in-crime/absolute soulmate/zombie apocalypse survival buddy (see previous post)/novel worthy arch-nemesis. You could hate me or I could have you wrapped around my finger. The possibilities are endless, and it’s up for us to decide.

Why I would be a great addition to your life:

• ⁠I'm funny. Kinda.
• I have two swords and a dagger, all of which were obtained drunkenly for eventual apocalypse shenanigans. They have been used for stress relief.
• ⁠I have two adorable cats and would be equally love with yours.
• ⁠I write stories and go nuts for renaissance fairs, including costumes. This should imply that I can keep you entertained.
• ⁠I will wholeheartedly encourage questionable decisions, including that tattoo you keep wavering on.
• ⁠The deciding factor of getting my car (a Subaru) was having a grown man get into the trunk - it was successful.
• ⁠I will put your ex's name in a jar and throw it into a swamp. I'm spooky, whimsy, and supportive.
• ⁠I am a slightly kinky fucker and like the psychological aspects of sex. This does not mean I want to sext with you right off the bat.

Hence the NSFW flair, since we're all adults here. I also really like using the word Fuck.

And I’m sure the list goes on and on. Even if it’s not in my realm of activities, we can still babble. I’m as curious as it gets. Bonus points to those who like voice notes and chats. I’m an audiophile and it makes my heart melt a little when that part of me is indulged.

Things I am not a fan of though? Non-progressive politics. If you support Trump and his fascist regime, I'm not your girl.

For those looking for something more romantic, some blunt facts:

• I do not want kids. I will convince you we need ANOTHER pet though.
• I'm more of a plus-size girly. It's something I am working on, but body positivity and confidence is still important.
• I'm on the shorter side, have red hair, and I am pale as fuck - fully open to trading pics.

If I caught your attention, great! Tell me about yourself when you message me, including your age. None of that single sentence or copy/paste BS that doesn’t acknowledge a thing I said. If you ignore my ask, I reserve the right to roast the shit out of you.

In fact, just to avoid this pet peeve of mine, tell me what kind of adventure you’d go on with me first.

If not, all is well. Happy Redditing!

Back again with another rinkydink post. I posted a few days ago, but was recovering from sinus surgery and got caught up with that. And moving. And horrible sunburn.

It’s been a rough few days, lemme tell ya.

I usually go into this with no expectations of what we could possibly talk about. I’m open to short term or long term chats. You could be my new best friend/partner-in-crime/absolute soulmate/zombie apocalypse survival buddy (see previous post)/novel worthy arch-nemesis. You could hate me or I could have you wrapped around my finger. The possibilities are endless, and it’s up for us to decide, though I would love to be someone's sidekick.

Why I would be a great addition to your life:

• ⁠I'm funny. Kinda.

• ⁠I have two swords and a dagger, all of which were obtained drunkenly for eventual apocalypse shenanigans.

• ⁠I have two adorable furballs and would be equally love with yours.

• ⁠I write stories and go nuts for renaissance fairs, including costumes. This should imply that I can keep you entertained.

• ⁠I will wholeheartedly encourage you to get that questionable tattoo you’ve been debating on and expect the same kind of energy from you.

• ⁠I'm short and can/will fit into places you might not be able to. Makes me incredibly convenient for taller folk.

• ⁠My Subaru's trunk is spacious. Make your own conclusions about that.

• ⁠I will put your ex's name in a jar and throw it into a swamp. I'm spooky, whimsy, and supportive.

• ⁠I do not have kids, nor will I ever, but I do aspire to be the best crazy tipsy surrogate aunt/godmother ever.

• ⁠I am a slightly kinky fucker and like the psychological aspects of sex.

Hence the NSFW flair, since we're all adults here. I also really like using the word Fuck.

Things I am not a fan of though? Non-progressive politics. If you support Trump and his fascist regime, I'm not your girl.

And I’m sure the list goes on and on. Even if it’s not in my realm of activities, we can still babble. I’m as curious as it gets. Bonus points to those who like voice notes and chats. I’m an audiophile and it makes my heart melt a little when that part of me is indulged.

If I caught your attention, great! Tell me about yourself when you message me, including your age. None of that single sentence or copy/paste BS that doesn’t acknowledge a thing I said. If you ignore my ask, I reserve the right to roast the shit out of you.

In fact, just to avoid this pet peeve of mine, tell me what kind of adventure you’d go on with me first.

If not, all is well. Happy Redditing!

Back again with another rinkydink post while I struggle with recovering from sinus surgery and moving places. The sanity has been long lost.

I usually go into this with no expectations of what we could possibly talk about. I’m open to short term or long term chats. You could be my new best friend/partner-in-crime/absolute soulmate/zombie apocalypse survival buddy (see previous post)/novel worthy arch-nemesis. The possibilities are endless, and it’s up for us to decide, though I would love to be someone's sidekick.

Why I would be a great addition to your life:

• ⁠I'm funny. Kinda.

• ⁠My name and my hair color are two very common sidekick/bestie traits in pop culture.

• ⁠I have two swords and a dagger, all of which were obtained drunkenly for eventual apocalypse shenanigans.

• ⁠I have two adorable furballs and would be equally love with yours.

• ⁠I write stories and go nuts for renaissance fairs, including costumes. This should imply that I can keep you entertained.

• ⁠I will wholeheartedly encourage you to get that questionable tattoo you’ve been debating on and expect the same kind of energy from you.

• ⁠I'm short and can/will fit into places you might not be able to. Makes me incredibly convenient for taller folk.

• ⁠My Subaru's trunk is spacious. Make your own conclusions about that.

• ⁠I will put your ex's name in a jar and throw it into a swamp. I'm spooky, whimsy, and supportive.

• ⁠I do not have kids, nor will I ever, but I do aspire to be the best crazy tipsy surrogate aunt/godmother ever.

• ⁠I am a slightly kinky fucker and like the psychological aspects of sex.

Hence the NSFW flair, since we're all adults here. I also really like using the word Fuck.

Things I am not a fan of though? Non-progressive politics. If you support Trump and his fascist regime, I'm not your girl.

And I’m sure the list goes on and on. Even if it’s not in my realm of activities, we can still babble. I’m as curious as it gets. Bonus points to those who like voice notes and chats. I’m an audiophile and it makes my heart melt a little when that part of me is indulged.

If I caught your attention, great! Tell me about yourself when you message me, including your age. None of that single sentence or copy/paste BS that doesn’t acknowledge a thing I said. If you ignore my ask, I reserve the right to roast the shit out of you.

In fact, just to avoid this pet peeve of mine, tell me what kind of adventure you’d go on with me first.

If not, all is well. Happy Redditing!

Back again with another rinkydink post while I struggle to keep myself entertained and mentally sane.

I usually go into this with no expectations of what we could possibly talk about. I’m open to short term or long term chats. You could be my new best friend/partner-in-crime/absolute soulmate/zombie apocalypse survival buddy (see previous post/novel worthy arch-nemesis. The possibilities are endless, and it’s up for us to decide, though I would love to be someone's sidekick.

Why I would be a great addition to your life:

• ⁠I'm funny. Kinda.

• ⁠My name and my hair color are two very common sidekick/bestie traits in pop culture.

• ⁠I have two swords and a dagger, all of which were obtained drunkenly for eventual apocalypse shenanigans.

• ⁠I have two adorable furballs and would be equally love with yours.

• ⁠I write stories and go nuts for renaissance fairs, including costumes. This should imply that I can keep you entertained.

• ⁠I will wholeheartedly encourage you to get that questionable tattoo you’ve been debating on and expect the same kind of energy from you.

• ⁠I'm short and can/will fit into places you might not be able to. Makes me incredibly convenient for taller folk.

• ⁠My Subaru's trunk is spacious. Make your own conclusions about that.

• ⁠I will put your ex's name in a jar and throw it into a swamp. I'm spooky, whimsy, and supportive.

• ⁠I do not have kids, nor will I ever, so no having to work around those schedules on my end.

• ⁠I am a slightly kinky fucker and like the psychological aspects of sex.

Hence the NSFW flair, since we're all adults here. I also really like using the word Fuck.

Things I am not a fan of though? Non-progressive politics. If you support Trump and his fascist regime, I'm not your girl.

And I’m sure the list goes on and on. Even if it’s not in my realm of activities, we can still babble. I’m as curious as it gets. Bonus points to those who like voice notes and chats. I’m an audiophile and it makes my heart melt a little when that part of me is indulged.

If I caught your attention, great! Tell me about yourself when you message me, including your age. None of that single sentence or copy/paste BS that doesn’t acknowledge a thing I said. In fact, just to avoid this pet peeve of mine, tell me what kind of adventure you’d go on with me first.

If not, all is well. Happy Redditing!

Back again with another rinkydink post while I struggle to keep myself entertained. Only this time, I have a concussion and I’ve been maintaining a gummy-high for the last 48 hours to deal with it.

Yes, I know. Low screen time is the thing to do. My cats aren’t giving me enough attention though.

I usually go into this with no expectations of what we could possibly talk about. I’m open to short term or long term chats. You could be my new best friend/partner-in-crime/absolute soulmate/zombie apocalypse survival buddy (see previous post/novel worthy arch-nemesis. The possibilities are endless, and it’s up for us to decide, though I would love to be someone's sidekick.

Why I would be a great addition to your life:

• ⁠I'm funny. Kinda.

• ⁠My name and my hair color are two very common sidekick/bestie traits.

• ⁠I have two swords and a dagger, all of which were obtained drunkenly for eventual apocalypse shenanigans.

• ⁠I have two adorable furballs and would be equally love with yours.

• ⁠I write stories and go nuts for renaissance fairs, including costumes. This should imply that I can keep you entertained.

• ⁠I will wholeheartedly encourage you to get that questionable tattoo you’ve been debating on.

• ⁠I'm short and can/will fit into places you might not be able to.

• ⁠My Subaru's trunk is spacious. Make your own conclusions about that.

• ⁠I will put your ex's name in a jar and throw it into a swamp. I'm spooky, whimsy, and supportive.

• ⁠I do not have kids, nor will I ever, so no having to work around those schedules on my end.

• ⁠I am a slightly kinky fucker and like talking about the psychological aspect of sex.

Hence the NSFW flair, since we're all adults here. I also really like using the word Fuck.

Things I am not a fan of though? Non-progressive politics. If you support Trump and his fascist regime, I'm not your girl.

And I’m sure the list goes on and on. Even if it’s not in my realm of activities, we can still babble. I’m as curious as it gets. Bonus points to those who like voice notes and chats. I’m an audiophile and it makes my heart melt a little when that part of me is indulged.

If I caught your attention, great! Tell me about yourself when you message me, including your age. None of that single sentence or copy/paste BS that doesn’t acknowledge a thing I said. In fact, just to avoid this pet peeve of mine, tell me what kind of adventure you’d go on with me first.

If not, all is well. Happy Redditing!