u/TheLoFiPunk

Credit to Heather Brown from the DCC Facebook group. Saw someone actually made this into an e-book amd absolutely love it, definitely worth a share.

🎉 NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: “PROM NIGHT PREDATOR” 🎉

You did it! Against all social norms, common sense, and at least three strongly worded objections from school staff, you escorted a cat to prom.

Not a metaphorical cat. Not a “catty” date. An actual, whisker-having, judgmental, semi-domesticated apex fluff predator.

Let’s be clear, crawler. Bold choices make legends, buuuut some lines…even the dungeon hopes you won’t cross.

Seriously. It’s a cat.

Even the abyss has standards.

... Carls going to fuck a cat.

This is a longshot, but I'm hoping maybe someone found it. I walked over to Board Fox after parking on 6th outside of Main Street Bagels with my daughter and bought this board game for $80 today at 4:30pm, unfortunately due to stress and exhaustion I left it on top of my car while loading up my daughter and drove back home, is there any chance someone found it downtown on the road or sidewalk today? It would mean the world to me if anyone has it.

I don't have a lot of hobbies, nor friends as a dad so learning there was a LotR game playable solo really pulled me out of a recent depression and this honestly broke me making it home and realizing I spent all of that money and it's gone instantly thanks to a stupid mistake.