▲ 171 r/legalcatadvice
CHEEZBOORGER!
Frens, Ai Mordecai look so sad n so Kyoto wiff mai squeaky voice day afadfy lemme haz mom's pf hom Voorhees from his han! Off da boorher!! Bagheers no fo it rite away
u/The_ShadowMaster4613 — 2 days ago
▲ 75 r/legalcatadvice
First Zoomie attack!!
Frens, Ai Mordecai Shier Khan is having mai firs ebar attack of da zoomies in mai new howse!! Lookit how fast i is!
u/The_ShadowMaster4613 — 3 days ago
▲ 66 r/ICBGC
We is reddy!!
Ai Mordecai wiff nrofur are reddy fir da moobie!! Owr eyes open!
u/The_ShadowMaster4613 — 3 days ago
▲ 105 r/legalcatadvice
Chiss Gran Master tourna..dumfin
Ai Mordecai an mai void brofur of klass Bahgeera fine ting call Chiss bord! Hom n me is purrfessiobals! An fen we sit on couch m watch Bob Burgers!
u/The_ShadowMaster4613 — 3 days ago
▲ 221 r/legalcatadvice
OhMaiCod!
Ai, Mordecai Shier Khan, has middke name from udder hoomin who adopt me brofur, and dwn me brofur an ai lern bowt FRY CHIMKIN SKIN!! It mummy!
Dis me do a "ai haz moar skin nao!" Fayce!
u/The_ShadowMaster4613 — 4 days ago
▲ 184 r/ICBGC
Ohai! Is mees! Mordecai!!
Hai,! Meow name Mordecai! Ai maiself is on mai noo furebbrr home wiff my daddy! Ai is suppose ta go ta skool an be cabin boi?
Da first pic me do a asplor, da second pic me do a seep criemz on meow Dadt!! Cheers hees!!
u/The_ShadowMaster4613 — 4 days ago
▲ 32 r/ICBGC
New Achievement! Youre finally getting a kitten!
(To be heard in.rhe Dungein AI voice.)
So, about 2 snd a galf months ago, you geard that someome asked yiu if you wanted a kitten. You got all excited, then disappointed because it didnt happen when it should. Blo hoo. Well cheer up my guy because its today!!
Reward? Buddy, youre gettung Mordecai, dint be greedy.
u/The_ShadowMaster4613 — 4 days ago
▲ 1 r/FosterAnimals
So a slight problem.
The people who have the litter of kittens I was supposed to adopt Mordecai from havent been communicative in 2 weeks. However I got approved at a nearby shelter and I will adopt a ginger boy who will take on the Mordecai name. This is okay, right?
u/The_ShadowMaster4613 — 10 days ago
▲ 1 r/FosterAnimals
So a slight problem.
The people who have the litter of kittens I was supposed to adopt Mordecai from havent been communicative in 2 weeks. However I got approved at a nearby shelter and I will adopt a ginger boy who will take on the Mordecai name. This is okay, right?
u/The_ShadowMaster4613 — 10 days ago
▲ 21 r/ICBGC
So a slight problem.
The people who have the litter of kittens I was supposed to adopt Mordecai from havent been communicative in 2 weeks. However I got approved at a nearby shelter and I will adopt a ginger boy who will take on the Mordecai name. This is okay, right?
u/The_ShadowMaster4613 — 10 days ago
▲ 95 r/legalcatadvice
Aleans!
Since Fren Applejack shared bowt dat onyeon no-hooman, cos we all know him dumdum no from here, Mordecai decide to join da C.I.B.!
u/The_ShadowMaster4613 — 16 days ago
▲ 113 r/ICBGC
Ai, Prins Mordecai, are here!
Bloo luuk good on ai, ya?
u/The_ShadowMaster4613 — 16 days ago
▲ 69 r/ICBGC
Ai Mordecai iz ready!
Ai iz ready to b innermashunal spy!
u/The_ShadowMaster4613 — 1 month ago
▲ 133 r/ICBGC
Henlo! Ai illegal smol member Mordecai!
Prinsess Miso, u/Cats-are-lovely telled me tu come di a job since Ai goes to mai nyew fureber hom next munf!
u/The_ShadowMaster4613 — 1 month ago
▲ 79 r/legalcatadvice
Henlo noo frens! Ai iz Mordecai!
Henlo frens, as uu see Ai is illegal smol, 1 munf oldz! Ai is gon be dopted next munf an mai noo Daddy say mai name is Mordecai! Himz also hope mai eyes stay bloo! Anya tell me it me jawb to look afer new daddy, an ai no wait to meets himz!
u/The_ShadowMaster4613 — 1 month ago
▲ 114 r/legalcatadvice
Breaking Meeeeeeeews!!
Ai, Anya da Void Districk Pawttorney an Purrfessor ob Pee Eye Also Hoominologist haz announcements! Daddy comes up wiff name of new illegal smol! Since him a boy smol, Daddy gunna calls him Mordecai!
u/The_ShadowMaster4613 — 2 months ago
▲ 138 r/legalcatadvice
Attenshun! Big big big mews!
Frens, is Ai, Anya da Void Districk Pawttorney an Purrfessor ob Pee Eye Also Hoominologist here! Wiff me as always is da long absen Blackjack cause him ICBGC ENFORCER ob da hole neighborhood! Da CDS system hab finally giben owr Daddy an illegal smol woo be joining us soon! Dem jus born so dem no reddy yet! But him pix oet an oranj!
u/The_ShadowMaster4613 — 2 months ago
▲ 38 r/legalcatadvice
We is sawwy!
Daddy keep gettin busy! An him keep stealing OWR FUWN!!
Anya n Blackjack
u/The_ShadowMaster4613 — 3 months ago