u/The_Theebz

I have no words. Of all the blursed things that happened, this is one of them. "They" have two children, and Jaime is very alive

I have no idea how it happened, there was no major war, but eh, gotta love those random events

I wanna do a Stark Restoration in 300, so I started as Harrion Karstark, ransomed myself and then realized "Arya Stark" was in my court, betrothed to Ramsay.

Canonically, that's not really Arya. But I don't know if the game has this mechanic. I've done secret bastard runs, but I haven't seen any "fake identity" before - In the game, and strictly in the game, is it real Arya or fake Arya? If anyone knows.

Bookmark is from the AGOT Bookmarked mod, not More Bookmarks

Thanks!

But I'm not complaining, keep damaging your active EX on my Druddigon and Zangoose while I quietly ramp my Haxorus on the bench.

10 games with this Haxorus deck, 8 wins, including some against A-Muk who removed (or hindered, still got the tools) my ability to do damage when attacked.

As far as I can tell, she wasn't the designated heir, and neither of her brothers is a recruit, disinherited, excommunicated or in the Kingsguard?

I'm not complaining, my wife is now the Lady Paramount and my son and heir is first to inherit the Westerlands, but still, it's odd, no?

So, in my latest run, I decided to do a Reyne restoration run (Start as Darkwood, take Duskendale, restore House Darklyn, blablabla, the usual). But with one goal: End the Targaryen and the Lannister lines. Not easy, right? Well, if you think outside the box...

Early on, I befriended Jaime at a feast. He'd been kicked out of the Kingsguard by Bobby B, so he was the heir to Casterly Rock. In 298AC, Aegon invaded but got his ass kicked. A month later, Viserys did his thing and took the throne from a weakened Robert, before dying in a random duel a year later. He was succeeded by his 1yo son with Daenerys, Gaemon, and Dany became regent for 10 years.

I fabricated a hook against her just in case, and kept it for later use. When Renly attacked and took the throne in 314AC, King Gaemon (now 11) and Dowager Queen Daenerys (no dragons) became wanderers, juuuust a hook away.

Thanks to CK3 wonderfully balanced mechanics, the following is now true:

1. I am now able to arrange a marriage between my friend Jaime Lannister, childless heir to Casterly Rock, and my courtier Daenerys Targaryen, daughter of a king murdered by said Jaime f*cking Lannister
2. The future heir to Casterly Rock (Tywin still hasn't croaked) will have a claim to the throne
3. Future Targaryens will also have a claim to Casterly Rock
4. The deposed king is now my courtier and squire, and possible future hostage if needs be

The best part about that? I'm high as balls and I did not plan this at all, I just dropped some random bullshit crumbs that ended up building a magnificent loaf.

Oh yeah I may also sprinkle some Targ bastards, Dany seems to like me and that would guarantee even higher levels of unhinged bullshit for generations to come

I may or may not post updates in the comments for funsies, idk

Executing Cersei for fathering bastards with Goldilocks? Sure, been there, done that.

Executing an 8-month pregnant Cersei? Uh, wow.

Inviting me a week later to her funeral to "mourn her together"?

Damn. He better not learn about Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella, otherwise Jaime is toast