u/The_True_God_2011X

(You are assumed to be using a Empire or Personal phone or computer at the time when you get this message)

*Your device suddenly flashes to display Chen holding a piece of paper*

As most of you hopefuly know, recently our Space station the "Death Egg" has crashed in the north pole, and we must start with the reconstruction of a new one.

We have, at least from my reports from awhile ago, alredy gotten most of the stuff we could salvage from the old Death Egg, so it is unnessesary to return to it's crash site

The materials needed are as follows

I will need people to get:

-Over 10,000 kilometers of vacuum-hardened plasma-steel plating for the exterior

-25 Large Booster Engines

-Any Chaos emreald to power the systems

- 10–40 large hanger bays

-6–12 massive main Engines, with dozons of Smaller maneuvering thrusters.

- A main reactor system containing 500 Fusion Reactors to assist the emreald

- A backup Reactor system containing 1000 Fusion reactors in case of the emreald being taken.

Then we will also need many systems mechanical systems!

Such as!

• Artificial gravity generator
• Atmosphere generation
• Life support system
• Orbital maneuvering
• High-speed elevators
• Prison cells
• Robot factories
• Repair bays
• Computer core
• Communications array
• Radar
• Security network

After we get all of these systems into our construction area, we will then start the reconstruction of our death egg!

Those of the empire who asisst in the reconstruction of the Death Egg will get a hefty bonus pay check, so keep that in mind!

Coms manager Chen, going out!

*the Screen then goes black with a button that would allow you to ask any questions to Chen about the job*

(Ignore the bots in the image, dont have many other images)

*She also hands a few workers some papers, and they move on*

*other than that, she appears to just be sweeping along.*

(If your an eggman empire member, please include it so I can do paychecks)

BRO I NEED TO SLANDER MYSELF SOON

I HAVE BEEN DOING NOTHING HERE.

SOMEONE HELP ME SLANDER MYSELF.

(art source: https://www.reddit.com/r/touhou/comments/1kajq60/chen/ )

*She seems to be quite distracted... its a bunch of paper work for things that need to be signed off on and the such... perhaps it would be quite a good idea to talk to her!*

(I dont know how to intro jester, but uh, he exists now I guess? I just need a character i can use for this stuff, now that most of my summer stuff is done, and X is nit really easy to intergrate into the story)

Stats-

Hp: 90

Speed: 30

Passives-

My turn! : Jester's speed stat will always be increased to Half the speed stat of the fastest enemy.

Pest : Jester cannot take more than 30 damage in a single instance (before Weakness and resistance is applied)

Abilitys-

Taunt: Stand still and pose for a second, getting hit by any melee attack will teleport you behind the attacker, or stay in place for non-melees, and gives you Swiftness IV for 4s as-well as Resistance X for 1s. Failing this will leave you Vulnerable for 1s.

Confetti: Quickly throw a bunch of confetti and dash backwards, dealing 10 damage and applying Stall VI (1s), Weakness V (1s), and Silenced (4s) and consuming a use of Confetti. Can be used on teamates to give them Overdrive for 2s.

Pie: Throw a pie forward that deals 30 damage, drains 50 stamina, and applies a multitude of effects:Stagger, Stall VII (2s), Fatigue III (12s), Slowness II (8s), Break (15s)

Banana Launcher: Take out a banana launcher that will create a banana trap. Any character who steps on the banana will get Ragdolled (2s)

(RPG VARRIANTS)

Taunt: Jester will use a random move, and if the enemy attempts to hit jester, Gain one Pie charge, and Gain Strength V (2 turns), Resistance X (1 turn), Speed V (3 turns), and inflict STUNNED (1 turn) on the attacker. 1 turn cooldown after move ends.

Confetti: Throw Confetti forward, dealing 5% of the target's health(Min, 40), and inflicting Stall VI (1 turn), Weakness V (2 turns), and Silenced (3 turns). Can be used on Teammates to grant Overdrive (2 turns)

Pie:Throw a Pie that deals 10% of a targets health(min, 100), inflicting Stall V (1 turn), Fatigue III (3 turns), Slowness II (5 turns), Break (7 turns). Starts with one charge.

Banana Launcher: Place a banana trap in front of you, that has a 10% chance for every action targeting Jester, to Ragdoll (1 turn). (Max, 3)

Off with your head! (LMS)

Taunt: Taunt no longer has a cooldown if successful. 5s/1 turn if missed.

Confetti: this move also lowers the target's base speed stat permanently (50 per hit).(for the rest of the fight)

Pie:This move lowers the target's base speed stat HARSHLY temporarily

Hyper Launcher: The banana launcher now has no cooldown and launches bananas far.

Open world battle- Each banana deals 1% of the target's Hp (min, 15) and applys small knockback.

Rpg- will lob 3 bananas that each deal 1% of target's Hp and lowers their speed stat by about 30

NO ONE IS SAFE.

FOR HE IS HERE NOW.

*Both those who are good and evil must avoid evil scary at all costs. Or perhaps you can use this creature to your advantage.*

(I dont knkw what im doing! I forgot what I was going to do with evil scarry, but it will come back to me, and uh yeah, I dont know what to do with X so I need something.)

*They appear to have just been moved here... likely by a cirten someone...*

(Yeah, its hard to come up with a long intro if the characters are sleeping)

COME ON, WHAT DO YOU MEAN TITANS AND STUFF, SHOULD I DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.....

MANNNNN

EH ILL HANDLE THIS SOON.... LETS HOPE THEY DONT TOUCH MY DANCE FLOOR

ANYWAYS, ITS ME, X

I LIKE, WONT BE HERE FOR LIKE, 4 MORE DAYS, AS I HAVE TO DEAL WITH CHEN

SHE IS TRYING TO GET ME TO HELP PREPARE FOR HER WEDDING

EVEN THOUGH HER WEDDING IS STILL FAR FAR AWAY

ANYWAYS YEAH, X OUT

(In actualliy, i have a trip to euroupe and i dont have my phone, idk where i left it, so yeah.)

Sakuya: It is a bit early to be thinking about this alredy Chen, dont you think?

Chen: Come onnnn Miss Sakuya! Im sure Ill have this be soon!

Sakuya: You still havent hit your growth spurt, Chen, and at your age, you could very easly outgrow this dress very soon, and you havent even set a date for when this will happen

Chen: Im 17! Im oviously have hit it alredy!

Sakuya: Whatever you say, Chen.

Chen: Now help me pick out a nice dress ok! I dont know how weddings work so im relying on you ok Miss Sakuya!

Hmm... Quiet an interesting place, might i say so myself...

I can see the appeal this place might have... especally with it's.... incidents...