
u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean

Gentlemen, It Is With Great Pleasure To Inform You That
u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean — 23 days ago
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I’m a real person, and as a real person, I’ve made some humorous observations about real life
u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean — 1 month ago
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You see where it says "Void, void, void," and "This is not a political post. Cash value 1/20th of a ZWD. Mr. Central Banker, do not honor."
u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean — 2 months ago
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There’s no mystery about John Swartzwelder. Why, he simply disappeared.
u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean — 3 months ago
Asked what inspires him to write, John Swartzwelder said, "Get the hell off my lawn!"
u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean — 3 months ago
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How many times has this happened to you at work?
u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean — 3 months ago
For mankind knows hardly a joy which will surpass that of approval of his work
u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean — 3 months ago
Correction: the only thing that's "over" is Pride month
u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean — 3 months ago
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Happy last day of Pride Month to these two and their bullshit
u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean — 4 months ago