u/Top-Researcher4559

Hello!!! I’m a rising freshman at The UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH FLORIDA! (Go Bulls!) I am 27 years old, and after just recently coming off my gap year. I decided to pursue my higher education! I am currently looking for new friends! I do have some requirements though that I do take very seriously 😡😡😡.

1. must do bag 24/7
2. must strictly eat at the hub
3. must party at IVY (not nova)
4. must NEVER shower
5. must let it crust

I know I’m asking for a lot, but I do believe there will be a true connection if you follow my requirements! If you’re interested in helping out a fellow classmate please contact me 🥺🥺🥺

Should I show up shit faced my first day to show how much I love beer??? I want to make a lasting impression on the teacher and show him that his work doesn’t go unnoticed.

Hello!!! I’m a rising freshman at The UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH FLORIDA! (Go Bulls!) I am 27 years old, and after just recently coming off my gap year. I decided to pursue my higher education! I am currently looking for new friends! I do have some requirements though that I do take very seriously 😡😡😡.

1. must do bag 24/7
2. must rip bag in the hub
3. must snort bag in the IVY bathrooms (not nova)
4. must like beating up red haired people
5. must NEVER shower until 2030
6. must let it crust

I know I’m asking for a lot, but I do believe there will be a true connection if you follow my requirements! If you’re interested in helping out a fellow classmate please contact me 🥺🥺🥺