Could he really be here? Waiting for me? Lancer died of that damn ZZZ collab 3 years ago...

In my restless dreams,

I see that town.

Silent Grail.

ThemeIndependent, you promised you'd take me

there again someday.

But you never did.

Well... I'm alone there now. In our "special place".

Waiting for you.

-Lancer

u/Toxicfireblood7 — 20 days ago

Alright check this out..what if we put Lancer in a maid outfit and gave him a shark tail? Then we modify his spear to have a more shark theme. Everybody likes shark maid girls so Hoyo will have to make him playable right? He's already a servant and maids are basically the same thing! It's perfect!

u/Toxicfireblood7 — 24 days ago

Nihilux helped create Fate

This must mean she has partial ownership over the characters! Could Nihilux also be considered Alaya since she has ownership over Archer? Can Shirou/Archer's high jump survive the Aeon of Elation?! All the eroge scenes she added in herself and she's narrated large amounts of Shirou's life! What more could she be planning by bringing Fate to HSR?

Is this true Elation?

u/Toxicfireblood7 — 24 days ago

What is the morality of a man so obsessed with boning his sword that he becomes a hero of boning, maxes out his harem protag skill, travels to multiple timelines to help his younger self bone Saber, Rin, and Sakura, decides that's not enough so he then comes to HSR to keep boning?

He also eventually settles down and decides to teach Phainon and Trailblazer and even Yanqing his skills and knowledge so they can become his successors. Is this moral? Is Emiya doing the right thing?

u/Toxicfireblood7 — 2 months ago

Kuchiba Hansen

We finally caught the Aeon of Lancer mains trying to engage in inappropriate acts with Lancer!

(Got kinda lazy with making this so I switched back to my old meme style after so long for this one 💀)

u/Toxicfireblood7 — 2 months ago

It was Dahlia the whole time

It was Dahlia all along! Wonder how her and Archer would interact if he ran into her now in HSR with this revelation.

u/Toxicfireblood7 — 2 months ago

"I am a fucking Lancer main! God damn it, he's just stuck in NPC jail because Hoyo won't get off their fat fucking ass and release him!"

u/Toxicfireblood7 — 2 months ago

The Tsarista's Bloodline

Gotta keep the bloodline going somehow. With Archer's help, the Tsarista will have even more descendants to further grow the Khaenri'ah lineage 🙏. Does he have enough mana in stock for her?

u/Toxicfireblood7 — 2 months ago

CASTORICE!!! TAKE THE LANCER MAINS SOULS!!! AND MY LIFE, IS YOURS!!!

Lancer actually winning? IMPOSSIBLE!! IT'S A TRAP! THIS WHOLE THING IS A SETUP. Kill Lancer and while we're at it, novaflare Archer to spam infinite caladbolgs instead of being limited to 5 shots in a turn.

u/Toxicfireblood7 — 3 months ago

The Fate Main HSR Subreddits

Yes, this IS a lore accurate description of each of the subs for Fate HSR characters. Archer is having a harem. Rin is a peerless jewel (gem has been trademarked by Herta). Saber is slowly rising up, Gilgamesh is a victim. And then Lancer is...something else.

u/Toxicfireblood7 — 3 months ago

How all the Himeko jokes are starting to sound like

HIMEKO GA SHINDA!!!

Together in death, these two might have a lot in common. Neither can escape it 💀

u/Toxicfireblood7 — 3 months ago

Archer and Phainon Therapy session

Let Archer and Shirou have their therapy session (fight to the death) Phainon. You gotta deal with the Flame Reaver and have your own therapy session with him before talking to Emiya.

Turns out a fight to the death with yourself is the best method of therapy 🙏.

u/Toxicfireblood7 — 3 months ago

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Salvete, hic adsumus. Qui personam Archer praecipue colunt non quiescent donec Shirou adiciatur. Fatum est eum nobis adiungi atque hunc orbem complere. Omnes alias personas principales sacrificabimus ut propositum nostrum assequamur, scilicet Shirou Emiya in HSR evocandi.

Noli timere. Gaude privilegio sciendi sacrificium tuum magno proposito profuisse. Cedas et sine nos proposita nostra assequi. Sic fatum est. In aliquid maius renascemur. Archer semper vincet. Shirou semper vincet. Nos semper vincemus. Gratias tibi ago.

u/Toxicfireblood7 — 3 months ago

BOY WHAT ON EARTH MADE YA THINK YOU'S HAD A CHANCE AGAINST AN ARCHER WITH UNLIMITED BLADES?!

BOY! I SAID BOY, WHAT MADE YA THINK YOU'S COULD TAKE ON ACTUALLY SATAN HIMSELF AND WIN BOY?! YOU BEEN T5 FOR 3 YEARS NOW AND THE ONLY WIN YOU EVER GOT WAS AGAINST ANOTHER BOY FROM AN ICE PLANET WHO HAS A MECHANICAL ARM! Look at me when I'm talking to ya son have some manners. YOU FIGHT USIN ICE SWORDS THAT CAN BREAK FASTER THEN A GILGAMESH MAINS COPE.

Now look young man, you might've had a better shot against either Saber or Gilgamesh. Even their mains are looking worse off then you is right now. But instead you chose the guy who's been doing nothin but winnin for a year straight?! Come on now boy. Use ya head for once so you don't look like a fool next time! You lucky I'm here to tell ya this and not Yunli or you'd just be even more embarrassed!

u/Toxicfireblood7 — 3 months ago