u/Treeboi13

*Unai Emery on Instagram

Honestly, an absolute gem on and off the pitch!

So, with betting sponsors (rightfully) being banned from being shirt sponsors in the PL from this season onwards, we have been looking for a major main sponsor that can increase our profit during such an important time for our club. The biggest sponsor linked to us is Audi, which would be a massive coup for us.

However, we are not the only other club linked to Audi and one of our biggest competitors for a deal was West Ham. Thankfully for us, West Ham were in a relegation battle. Their relegation rivals, Spurs, were yet to play Villa and were yet to secure a win in 2026 until they faced Wolves. Their next game was against us and many expected us to come out on top but we didn't turn up.

Many speculated that we were resting for a crucial 2nd leg clash against Forest in Europa. More cynical circles claimed match-fixing. However, I am the only one who can see the TRUTH! We needed West Ham out of the equation to secure the Audi deal so we gave their rivals three points in the hopes that it would relegate West Ham. AND IT WORKED!

Wake up, sheeple! Unai Emery has taken control over the Premier League by deciding who can stay and go. How long before he takes over our banking systems, our nuclear missiles and, finally, our governments?

Although, I should also make it clear that I, for one, welcome our new Basque overlords and their plans for world domination.

Taken by X. Not sure who created it but the most embarrassing thing was that Moyes was actually pushed out - for Lopetegui!