u/TrickOil7976

I WAS SO SCARED TO ASK HER BUT SHE SAID YES! Everyone is invited!

I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE!!!!(the artworks aren't mine btw)

I made a second one without Frederica to be fair

Top 5 experiences period

(Please dont let me win)

The art isn't mine

Does wild have enough kills to activate an ult already?

Prolly rezero relates questions

Dear Mod Team,
I just wanted to let y'all know that the first five seconds of this video are just bait. They are not the main focus of the video and is used to continue the "narrative". So pls don't remove this post and ban me.

Anyways, I don't got much to say. I guess I'm sorry that I couldn't include everyone who has interacted with my posts, I love every single one of y'all.

Yeah, cya.

Edit: FUCK MOTION TRACKING

Idk which flair to use to correct me if I'm wrong C:

Also I thought to add people at the end but i couldn't figure out who should be who. I'll probably make a follow-up or a remake with the users as characters if y'all like it.

OG OP/ u/Sloth-Subaru

I'll admit this took me a couple of hours to complete, and I don't even have a fart or poop fetish fr I'm just doing it for u/Shitmaster67. Anyways, here are my findings:

We know a couple of things about Anastasia,

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- A wealthy merchant from Kararagi(Japanese culture is dominant)

- Is 155cm, probably around 50-55 kg

- Most resembles the 1500s Northern Europe trade route merchants

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These facts come into play when deciding her diet. I've came up with two rules that should fit these conditions:

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1- Her diet should probably be around 1.800 calories per day.

2- Her diet should consist of Japanese cuisine, specifically from the Edo era.

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After researching, I've come up with a possible diet for this prediciment:

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Breakfast:

- A bowl of rice

(200-300 calories)

- A hot miso soup using a custom blend of red and white miso, filled with tofu and mushrooms

(130-150 calories)

- Vegetables with (sometimes) a small protein intake

(133 calories)

Lunch:

- A bowl of rice

(200-300 calories)

- Fresh sea bass or cheaper white fish(occasional richer fish in events/deals) with sweet cooking sake (mirin) and dark soy sauce

(fish: 120-140 kcal)

(mirin and dark soy sauce: 40-60 kcal)

(TOTAL: 160–200 calories)

- Bamboo shoots and leafy greens boiled in a concentrated kelp and bonito broth (dashi)

(Seasonal bamboo: 35 kcal)

(Leafy greens: 10 kcal)

(Broth: 5-10 kcal)

(TOTAL: 50-65 kcal)

Dinner:

- A bowl of rice

(200-300 calories)

- Grilled Fish/Stewed Meat(eel(unagi) occasionally and fatty tuna(otoro) at special events)

(Otoro: 240–280 kcal)

(Unagi: 230–260 kcal)

(MAIN: 160-220 calories)

- Sake(on special events) (180 ml flask)

(135–140 calories)

+Snacks between meals were common with merchants, so that could add 200-400 calories.

End game(no snacks):

Daily - ~1,233 – 1,668 calories.

On special occasions/negotiations - ~1,473 - 1,728(+140 for every sake) calories.

End game(+snacks):

Daily - ~1,433 - 2,068 calories.

On special occasions/negotiations - ~1,673 - 2,128(+140 for every sake) calories.

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Now that we have a diet for Anastasia, we can disect what every meal would effect the poop and the farts:

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1- Vegetables

> You might've heard that eating vegetables can help your poop to become healthier. While our digestive system cannot digest fibers, there are gut bacteria that specialize in this case. The soluble fibers get digested by them and insoluble fibers get left to be exerted as poop. The insoluble fibers make the poop wetter and move faster in the intestines as it stimulates them to secrete more water and mucus, making the intestines a much more healthier and the poop to be much bigger. Without the insoluble fibers, the poop moves slower an dries out, which makes the poop seperates into parts instead of coming out as one big poop.

> For the texture itself, the insoluble fibers make the poop spongy and soft, for the reasons discussed before. Although the soluble fibers do release hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and sometimes methane, these are odorless gasses. In fact, these soluble fibers actually release something called ferulic acid, which is an antioxidant that REDUCES the odor of the farts as it blocks hydrogen sulfide(smells like rotten eggs) and reduces the "redox potential" in the large intestine, making it harder for sulfur bacteria to live in there.

> TLDR: The poop becomes spongy and soft, comes in bigger sizes, and reduces the smell of the farts.

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2- Fishes

> Sea bass releases methionine, a sulfur containing amino acid, and when the intestines try to digest it, they release a highly pungent gas called methanethiol. This chemical gives a rotten cabbage smell. Sea basses are also packed by trimethylamine N-oxide(TMAO), which is converted to trimethylamine(TMA) by the gut bacteria. TMA gives a rotting fish odor, and is safely neutralized by the liver before it can reach a level that could cause a stinky breath, but can be still smelled from a fart.

> As for the poop, very little of the fish is actually left as waste, since white fish is easy on the intestines. So there won't be much to be a part of the poop. They also leave Omega-3 fatty acids like EPA and DHA, which much like the insoluble fibers help the poop move through the intestines and move moisturize the intestines. Basically having a similar effect as the insoluble fibers except the spongy texture.

> The grilling causes the proteins to tighten, making the process of digesting slower and harder. So the moisture, if grilled fish was eaten on it's own, would've been taken away and the poop would be slowly divied and get harder. As the fish moves through the intestines, there are small carbon traces left which act as a deodorizer, which hides the odor as you can probably understand from the name.

>TLDR: The farts get a rotten fish smell and the poops have the same effect as they do with the fibers except the spongy texture. But the grilled fish might cause the opposite to happen.

-On special events:

> For otoro, the high amount of natural oils become too much for the intestines to digest quickly, giving the areas it passes a smooth, oily, and soft layer, basically acting as a lubracant laxative. The farts wouldn't change much, that's because there isn't any heavy sugars for the gut bacteria to ferment nor the fibers to digest.

> Unagi has gelatin, which thickens the fluids in the digestive track as well as getting water from the intestines produces a sticky, dense, and darker poop with the soy sauces. The farts would get very explosive as the sugars and the alcohol are fed into the gut bacteria, releasing massive amounts of carbon dioxide.

>TLDR: The poop becomes darker and has a sticky and dense texture when unagi is eaten. Not much happens with eating otoro aside from having a similar effect to insoluble fibers in the sense that it groups up.

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3- Miso Soup

> For the miso soup only, it acts as the insoluble fibers do and give the intestines a smoother and slippier layer for the poop to group up. While farts are relatively less smelly as the gasses from the miso soup cloud the smelly gasses.

> The tofu is easily digested by the body, so there is barely anything that affects the food. The proteins do release sulfur, so the farts might gain an egg scent if it sits in the large intestine for too long.

> The chitin in mushrooms acts similar to the insoluble fibers, giving it a spongy and soft texture while making it one big log. However, the sugar alcohol that is present in the mushrooms are basically one big feast session for the gut bacteria. In turn, they release heavy amounts of carbon dioxide. While odorless, it will heavily affect the volume and make the farts violently release.

> TLDR: It can cause an egg smell but most likely make the farts not smell. The poop will be effected the same way as the insoluble fibers do with chitin. The mushrooms also cause massive amounts of carbon dioxide to gather up in the intestines, meaning a violent fart might be on the way.

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4- Sake

> The alcohol will move much faster than normal, making it harder for the digestive track to absorb water. This results in highly urgent, loose, or watery poops and sour alcoholic smells from farts. Alongside that, alcohol is also a diuretic. If water is not drunk alongside it, the body will have to grab water from the large intestine, which will make the poops move much slower than normal later in the day, making harder and pellet like poops. Much like the mushrooms, the sugar alcohols in the sake will quickly be fermented by the gut bacteria, making another big wave of farts.

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Like I've said, this is only one attempt and I might've gotten some things wrong. So if you have something to add, you are more than welcome. Regardless, I'm probably never making something like this ever again. TS TOOK TOO LONG.

If she told me to get on my knees and bark, I am becoming the best boy she will ever see. If she is into degradation, I'm willing to be her little bitch. If she turns to her monster form, Ill also become a monster in bed. If she is into scat, I'm the next u/Shitmaster67. If she has a futa cock, I'm taking it with pleasure.

I WOULD FUCK HER UNTIL THE DAY I DIE. I WOULD GO THROUGH ANYTHING IF IT MEANT HAVING A DATE WITH HER. ILL DO ANYTHING TO PLEASE MY QUEEN.

I DON'T LOVE TITS. I DON'T LOVE ASS. I DON'T LOVE PENIS NOR THE PUSSY. I LOVE FREDERICA.

I'm betting on u/sad_side_2590, he seems to really put effort into ts

Do y'all think this will be a flip or flop?

Nightmare is lowkey spittin