u/TrifleNo5620

▲ 692 r/couplesresortsjamaica+2 crossposts

Speakers on the beach?

I am currently sitting on a beach chair in the shade on a virtually empty resort beach in the Caribbean. Have been here for two hours, enjoying the sound of gently lapping little wavelets. Few minutes ago a man came and plopped down on the chair right next to us. Not one chair over. Right. Next. To. Us.
He is scrolling TikTok on his iPhone with the sound up all the way. No headphones. He could have chosen any of the 100 empty chairs around us. I don’t think we should have to move if we don’t want to listen to fragments of his sound clips.
Oh what to do?

u/TrifleNo5620 — 4 days ago
▲ 1 r/GLPGrad+1 crossposts

Monday: scale: X. no (measurable) poop.
Tuesday: scale: X +1 lb. no poop.
Wednesday: scale: X+1. no poop.
Thursday: scale: X + 1.5 no poop. Thursday night: Miralax protocol.
Friday: woken up at 4 am by Miralax protocol. scale: X -2 lb. 4-5 (0r 7) squirty poops throughout the rest of morning and into the afternoon.
Saturday: scale: x -1. no poop.
Sunday: scale: x - 0.5. no poop

Monday: start again. Obviously I do deal with the pooping more often than once a week, the above is just for laughs and see if anyone else is going through something like this? It's only when I poop my brain out that the scale moves. It's only when I input something for pooping that the bowels move (see what I did there?)

I'm trying to find a more pleasant solution, such as the Mag07 (not reliable), as well Miralax chewables (take 1 to 3 day of desired poops), also not reliable. I've got lots of summer trips planned, and reserving an entire day to deal with "squirty poopies" is just not what I want to be part of my lifetime ritual. Ugh. But loving the current BMI of 24, so there is that.....

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u/TrifleNo5620 — 21 days ago