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C, D, E, or F block?

I recently asked a question about which block has the most ”private” balconies and the consensus was G block. We booked a ”lower” level room to give us an extra day and G black is not an option (we booked an Ocean Suite). So my question again is which block offers the most privacy on the balconies C, D, E, or F?

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u/PuzzleheadedCoat9050 — 5 hours ago

which should we do CTI or CSS we enjoy the AN part of it all

looking at which we all prefer CSS or CTI we like the AN part of it... but not sure if would the extra 500 for the week at CSS

u/Easy_Particular_2071 — 17 hours ago

AN Beach question

Do people use the hot tub after dark. Is there music on the AN beach and what time does the bar typically shut down on the AN side. Wife and I are headed there for our first visit in September for our Anniversary

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u/Cold-School1412 — 1 day ago

NEGRIL EXCURSIONS

We are doing a split stay between Couples Negril and Couples Swept Away in July. Are there any excursions in the area? We have done RastaSafari already, it was great! Just looking to do something else one day while we are there. Don't want to have to travel to Ocho side or Southcoast side.

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u/Holiday-Ad7041 — 1 day ago

Christmas & New Years @ Couples

We are going to CN for the week of Christmas and CSS for the week of New Year. It will be our first time there during the holidays. Is the weather nice and do the resorts do it up for the holidays

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u/SWVAnrv — 1 day ago

PSA Reddit vacation usage

If you are at a beautiful resort, sitting across from the person you allegedly chose to spend your life with, please consider occasionally looking up from your phone and speaking to them.

Some of us are trying to enjoy our jerk chicken, Red Stripe, ocean breeze, and gentle background music.

But apparently some people cannot simply eat dinner, sip a drink, and let humanity be humanity. No. They must sit at the table with the facial expression of a disappointed HOA president, aggressively typing a Reddit post under the table like they are submitting evidence to The Hague.

Their spouse sits across from them, staring into the middle distance, wondering if this is what the honeymoon phase officially died for, a room-temperature appetizer and a 4-paragraph complaint about speakerphone etiquette.

You can tell your server, “Excuse me, I need to step outside to post anonymously about strangers enjoying themselves in a way I personally disapprove of.”

Everyone will think that is wonderful for you, your karma points, and your deeply neglected dinner companion.

Sincerely,
Man Watching People Complain About People While Becoming the People They Complain About

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u/imjsm006 — 1 day ago

PSA Speaker Phone Usage.

If you need to say good night to your kids while in the restaurants on the resort. Don’t be rude and have your phone turned all the way up in the dining room.

You can tell your server that you need to step outside to say good night to your children. Everyone will think that is wonderful for you and your family.

Sincerely Old Man Yelling at Clouds

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u/woodbanger04 — 3 days ago
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Speakers on the beach?

I am currently sitting on a beach chair in the shade on a virtually empty resort beach in the Caribbean. Have been here for two hours, enjoying the sound of gently lapping little wavelets. Few minutes ago a man came and plopped down on the chair right next to us. Not one chair over. Right. Next. To. Us.
He is scrolling TikTok on his iPhone with the sound up all the way. No headphones. He could have chosen any of the 100 empty chairs around us. I don’t think we should have to move if we don’t want to listen to fragments of his sound clips.
Oh what to do?

u/TrifleNo5620 — 4 days ago

What did you do

Hey everyone! My Fiance and I will be going to Sans Souci in January for my birthday, its our first AI and we are very excited.

We are both very lowkey people and are looking forward to just relaxing all week. We do however want to do one excursion or two during our stay. If you guys did anything outside of the resort (besides boating, we aren’t that interested) what did you do? Did you go through the resort or something else?

Any other tips or stories about Sans Souci are much welcomed!!

Also, did anyone experience any issues with the high amounts of seaweed? I know it’s extremely unpredictable these days. Did the resort handle it well?

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u/taylor9814 — 3 days ago

Which buildings for a private balcony?

Wondering which buildings offer more private balconies? Looking at booking an ocean suite. Additional question, do all the balconies have loungers as well as a table and chairs?

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u/PuzzleheadedCoat9050 — 3 days ago

Guy question for the nude beach

So we might be going in August and it looks like an amazing beautiful place byt my question about the beach.... are most of the attendance model like or well endowed? Were average couples in our 40s. Thank you

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u/Sad_Appeal6958 — 5 days ago

Excisions ?

Going next month and trying to figure out what excisions to do. Let us know your favorite ones. We are thinking blue hole and the lumis swim thing.

Would love to find a topless boose cruise if anyone knows of one?

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u/Interesting_Ball_728 — 5 days ago

Question about the AN beach

Wife and I are heading to CN in July. Will be the first time going to a place where there is a AN beach. We are both interested in being naked on the beach. We would like to take pictures of ourselves on the beach while naked. Is this ok?

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u/Accomplished_Log3469 — 6 days ago

Hows the pool/ ocean in summer?

Were headed to css this summer and curious if the waters cold? Big waves etc . Also we are hitting the AN side so curious if shrinkage will be an issue lol

Also side note we want to wish kids a good night in the evenings .. can we get cell phone/ internet to the states?

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u/Intelligent-Bill3707 — 5 days ago