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Ronald McDonald diss extended

This came out way better than it should be for a joke 🤣

u/True-Lie6456 — 3 days ago

Lol inspired by that dudes rhyme about Ronald McDonald

Fuck Ronald dude got no raps would get clapped by Daffy duck or that other Disney duck named Donald

he can hide in his burger stronghold

when me and the bros come for his buns he better run at full throttle

have a Jeanie in a bottle

cause his downfall has been prophesied by dudes smart as Aristotle

Now the clowns around town have been acting all hostile

So I react foul swipe they crowns and leave them in blood puddle

Roll up to MacDonald spray the Mac with sniper scope attached

And laughs as my Lazer beam tracks the back of the goons Tryna escape out the secret hatch

Ok ok I'll admit I fabricated that

I actually brought big Mac spit in it and give it back

Then smacked the manager and called him filthy rat

Raided the register took a fat stack of cash then dashed

So fast even flash couldn't catch my ass

now burger man's feeling the wrath squealing out suffering sukkah tash

as I trash this supposed masta of his craft

thinking his rhyme maths untouchable like others don't know how to add

I'd out bar Ronald with crap I got in a scrap pad

scratch that id out rap cat while muffled blindfolded with eyes swollen dressed up like a Hazmat

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u/True-Lie6456 — 3 days ago

Raw thoughts 🤔

getting obsessive while they try to write expressive I'm constructing hectic sentences with compressive syllables to get bitches out they dresses

they say an opinion claim it's constructive but when I address it they react like a chicken whos headless running in circles saying arts subjective

it's really pathetic how they style would get evaporated like tablets that's effervescent

hell's peasants getting mad when Shaitans present

showing the problems with they lessons

try to come correcting a verbal weapon who's representing

talking about experimenting but never questioned why rules was there thinking lazy rhymes is being progressive

swearing of the art form they being protective

but just like a broad with no pussy and is breast less

they just claiming labels that don't fit them like a gorilla Trying to put on that shoe of Cinderella's.

So tell them fellas I'd chop them to pieces like helicopter propellers

Was attached to the raps I've spat having them react like it's world war three hiding in bomb shelters

I just thrust pelvis at they mom's cause she loves raps Elvis.

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u/True-Lie6456 — 3 days ago

Remix of that kid kerve and tkos song the way I was lol.

cash rules everything around us young dumb drunk in the streets where they found us buds stashed in my dacks spitting loud cus cause that's the way I was yea the way I was.

cause that cashed ruined everything arounds bunch clowns getting buzz off weak rhymes think you need to reconstruct it from the ground up before I come spitting lightning rounds turning yo smiles to frowns dunce

then dump your verses body where it can't be found once

I'm done hacking this style I bet U give a pound cunts

brother this is that recreation of a flow I murder for recreation when words gets to placing from me lacing I'll shit with pens I took from pencil casing

demonstrating what a flow looks like when rapper be menstruating.

arm the stations as I release apocalypse apon men who's testing patience

I think you better face it

I'm villain like shredder brother with verse that snaps like bands made of rubber.

my stance on my homeland is I would own them with no pen leave they speakers broken with a rhymes thats just dope ah

claiming they kings of rap shit but would get sent to casket by guy chilling on his sofa

munching chips drinking soda

that's a verse done now the song is over

cause that cash rules everything around us young dumb in the streets where they found us buds stashed in my dacks spitting loud cuz cause that's the way I was yea the way I was.

tko and kid kerve song remix

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u/True-Lie6456 — 4 days ago

R.A. the Rugged Man with Smokey Joe & The Kid - ALL SYSTEMS GO (Remix Official Audio)

One more because this is what real rapping sounds like.

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u/True-Lie6456 — 4 days ago

Lol 🤣 idk what I'm on about

My dog just died I kinda cried then got my brain cells fried getting high off herb I light

Then got in a fire fight with a transvestite who had on a tank top pants was too tight hairs that's blue and bright.

Who sounded like Bruce Wayne if he ignited bongs every night

I hit you once with a clean punch and she took flight stole some dudes bike and ran into another man who was Tryna hitch hike.

The second man drew his knife and held it to her wind pipe.

I had both in line of sight

I flew like elastics man when transformed into kite.

Close lined them both no joke had the crowd getting hype

Then with one foul swipe I cracked both they chins with a clean left right it was goodnight had there teeth shattered worst than broken crack pipe

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u/True-Lie6456 — 4 days ago

Watch Deez (feat. Eminem)

Eminem was demented on this shit lol also sorry last one I'll go back to rapping or something

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u/True-Lie6456 — 5 days ago

Is this outta pocket or nah

Wishing I was living rich and dandy

Instead being high Tryna raid the kitchen pantry

Would be nice having a better bong that's all fancy

But in life I take what god hands me

With no plan b so I guess I fucked

For busting a nut in the imaginary nany

it's not my fault she seduced me with some brandy

plus her name's franny and she was posing with her titties exposing wearing nothing but pantys thought she was hot till I sobered up and realised it was a tranny who looked like him Carrey

enough of that now I'm coming back with raps with a switch blade attached

at both ends my rhymes is golden leaving foes with broken noses and jaws all swollen

plus a ruptured Collen from my lines forcefully bending over grown men leaving speakers broken

had to pull a rug up from under you bratts release the math

destroying whole habitats by choking mic with words I've spoken

now shh the teachers freaking with some shit you could be quoting.

more dope than that herb U was smoking

Slay U to boom bap trap or violin when I'm whiling throwing vile bile till I'm blacking out like I was sipping jack or jin

Wake up with fake tats body a track on accident.

Ask a friend for a pen chew the end then hand back to him

Laugh and grin

Then spit a line that gets admired by fellow rap gremlin

Lol idk is this outta pocket

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u/True-Lie6456 — 5 days ago

The Book of Daniel

One the most brutal diss tracks ever. For context on some of the lyrics mf doom use to be in a group called monster island czars.

And one of his songs he dissed them and said something about midgets into crunk

As a play on the acronym for m I c monster island czars.

His fried Percy or mf Grimm went to jail and mf doom owned him money when he came out for an album and didn't pay mf Grimm talked about it in an interview and doom got upset made his sneak disses which mf Grimm caught and then fired back with a 7 minute diss track.

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u/True-Lie6456 — 5 days ago

Eminem infinite flow sorta

my rhyming skills got you climbing hills

getting defensive as porcupine firing quills

cause my lines could kill like U got impaled by a sword made of stainless steel

rammed in yo gut till it hit the hilt

that's what you get for sleeping on my shit thats real

like U took a hit NyQuil

now U sitting still

listening to a verbal technician reck with repetition flattening competition who's requested petitions for permission to speak ill got denied like a delusional legal bill

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u/True-Lie6456 — 5 days ago

Feeling some typa way

searching for purpose on the surface the rhymes seem perfect

but they complain about how deep I get as a words smith

like a story about a break up is new bitch we've heard it

everyone has had verses talking about trials and tribulations not everyone has rhymed curtain with hospital patients

bombing population

erasing the brazen ways these dude test my patience

thinking I'd be hesitating to break they faces

if they said this shit while I'm just walking pacing to places

displaying greatness

showing they opinions don't hold any weight anyways kids

so while I shine with a rhyme they stuck saying that they potential is just latent

I'ma make it blatant blunt as what a pot head blazes

if U Tryna get on radio stations

and be praised by nations for fakeness

cheap tricks and production heavy shit over rhymes slaying

then I'm digging you graves in it you whole discography I'm placing.

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u/True-Lie6456 — 6 days ago

Idk I just wrote this. 😎

Got more raw beef raps than ya local deli

gotten bored with the usually shit they tell me

they sounding like machine gun Kelly

little rap devils but I'm showing them where hell be

when I leave a mic melting

by belting

out rhymes I've been smelting

a combo of wit gloating and show boating

not to mention toking the greenest leaves and weed I've been smoking

to keep the craft honing

I concede every rappers better than me ha joking

Id rather yodel while yoking quoting the dude from batman who's always mope ing

than listen to the weak shit you sling it's really revolting

I'm jotting down lighting rounds that's jolting electric shocks bolting from the whole verse I'm molding

When Beat assaulting.

beat my meat in the middle of the street cop a charge and go to court beat the whole thing

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u/True-Lie6456 — 7 days ago