Feeling like I’m missing out
I guess I’m technically not small (7x5.5), but I still feel like I’m missing out from time to time. I just kind of feel like there are a lot of fun things I could’ve done if I had more, and less things to worry about. Two hands, helicopter.. Dare I say it seems almost flattering to be flagged by TSA. It’d be nice to not feel self-conscious at a urinal or in a locker room. And it would’ve been nice to have bigger balls