r/bigdickproblems

Addicted to Showing off on Reddit

The likes, the comments, the thirsty DMs, the offers to cuck, the (supposed) women sending me pics and telling me what they want to do to me….

I’ve only been doing it off and on for three months but I’m hooked. I’m not even attention deprived in real life - I have a beautiful wife who loves sex with me.

But the external validation is intoxicating.

Sorry, I know this is gonna come off as a humble brag, but I had to write it down somewhere.

Thanks for listening.

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u/Ok_Baker3755 — 5 hours ago

Clubs yeahh

Do you guys tried this like big city famous clubs when generally having sex on the dance floor or anywhere is acceptable? Been thinking only big pipes go there or its irrelevant, most come average. If so are they gonna be staring and harrasing? Whats youre impressions? :D

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u/Head-Bottle-4439 — 2 hours ago

how do you deal with men who eye the buldge in your pants with envy?

I have been facing a very traumatic experience with a child hood friend of mine . My friend Ariel who’ve i known since 1st grade was like a brother from another mother , literally. We grew up playing on the same sports teams , dressed alike , shared clothes and shared everything with each other. He’s one of those guys who you can genuinely trust 100%. it was a real brotherly love . I always suffered with PE and around 16-17 when all my friends were having sex i’d be scared cause of how traumatic my first sexual experience was , (for context , i finished in 10 sec haha) anyways i told ariel about it (he had a girlfriend at the time so he was having plenty of sex) and he could see how frustrated I was , anyways about a year later i had another experience and the same thing happened , I busted in about 30 seconds and the girl was extremely unsatisfied. At that point in time , Ariel had like 4 bodies , but he was single , He wanted to help me so he suggested we should have a 3sum with a girl . I know it might sound odd but i was actually open to the idea because i thought maybe having him there would take less pressure off me and make me feel more comfortable, that way if i feel like i was gonna orgasm too fast, he could take over while I pace myself . Anyways when that day came , i was super excited and the girl started giving me a bj that’s when ariel said “damn bro you’re shit is big “ i didn’t think much of it , i said something like “thanks” and than like a minute in i felt the urge to orgasm coming in so i told him to take over , god i tell you this man pulled out a micro , im not even exaggerating it. It was at that point when things started getting really awkward , we ended up having the 3sum and it went smooth , but the girl was so blunt and straight forward that she couldn’t help but compliment my size in front of him and downplay him right in front of my face . To be honest i felt so uncomfortable and i didn’t even know how to feel , this kid was a brother to me , we did everything the same and even referred to each other as the same person lol . After that day , things got really awkward , he couldn’t stop talking about my size , in a very envious way , i could see the jealousy all over his face and its like the way he saw me just completely changed , i felt like i had became his enemy , I swear… He started treating me a lot worse and the energy in the friendship felt soooo fking off and weird , mind you this man was my best fkin friend. Long story short , this friendship is now dead due to this…

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u/humblewarriorrr — 4 hours ago

Doubt, genuinely curious

Will a length of 6.2” and girth 6.1” be considered big? Can I be considered as one of the community?
Cuz I don’t wanna post a problem and get laughed at🙂‍↔️

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u/Fit-Software4252 — 7 hours ago

Anyone have a female partner say they prefer length over girth?

Was talking with my wife the other day and said “I’d trade an inch of length for an inch of girth any day”. Her eyes went wide and said “not in a million years”.

I knew she loved cervical stimulation, but I didn’t know she loved it that much. The vast majority of my other partners hated even lightly brushing the cervix.

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u/Ch4rlie_G — 8 hours ago

Pics being Used to Catfish

How many of your have had your pics stolen and/or reused by random people on Reddit?

I have a friend on here who likes to show off and I saw someone on another sub reuse his photos. I double checked with him to see if it was an alternate account. He confirmed it wasn't him then luckily Reddit took down the posts and the account has since been deleted.

I'm just wondering how many accounts there are out that are doing this. My friend got lucky that I knew what his dick looked like lol. But like I doubt some of yall would have someone go out of there way to let you know.

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u/seraphinesdumplings — 10 hours ago

Unintentional Dick Slips

Not long ago, I was talking with a mate about embarrassing moments that had happened to us and I mentioned a time that I had an awkward dick slip during a PE class.

I had been sitting down between activities and having taken the not so smart option to wear loose style boxers under loose style shorts proved to be a faux pas that I hadn't considered, as I apparently left very little to the imagination of a few friends sitting directly across from me in eyeline. I could laugh about it afterwards but at the time it felt pretty embarrassing having a friend try to silently point it out to me without drawing to much attention to it.

My friend thought it was hilarious and said he'd have felt pretty embarrassed if that happened to him, and it got me wondering how often slips like that happen to guys. Has anyone else had an accidental dick slip or other wardrobe malfunction happen to them? Were you able to laugh it off or did it just feel awkward or embarrassing?

At the very least for me, it taught me to think carefully about which boxers to pair up with shorts haha. Interested to hear if anything similar has happened to anyone else here.

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u/Solo-Philosopher1 — 13 hours ago

Uneven girth

Probably trivial problem but anyone dislike their uneven girth? Midshaft is 6.5 and base is smaller at 6 inches. I just wish it was even all the way lol

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u/SeraphSnow23 — 9 hours ago

Cold resistance.

I have a pretty decent soft size. Its always nice to see it like that when I take off my chothes.

Unfortunately, even on hot days, the smallest breeze makes it shrink and Its really frustrating.

Is this common, or am I just unlucky?

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u/Sad-Lock-9371 — 11 hours ago

I hate how impossible it is to try and hide a boner

In any sort of clothing it’s impossible to hide and it’s super frustrating. Mine’s 7 in length and 7 in girth, and it’s like trying to hide a Redbull can in your pants. And whenever I stretch really hard and blood flows down to it and it gets semi hard it’s still impossible to hide. Ugh

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u/Itchy-Way-3421 — 10 hours ago

Two hands on dick indicator accurate?

As men, would being able to hold your dick with both hands and still have the head free be an indicator of being big?

How common is this in this subreddit?

I am able to hold it and still have the head and a bit free

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u/Signal_Owl_6986 — 19 hours ago

small dick experience or grower problems

when I was younger (no sexual experience) I started talking to this girl. I went down on her a couple of times but she never did anything in return other than complementing me on my skills lol. One time (while going down on her) she reached down my pants and grabbed my penis or my ball, not sure. then she quickly took her hand back and ran out of the room yelling "ew it's so small". I didn't know much about penis size so I thought for a couple of months that I had a small penis. it was probably one of the worst experiences of my life.

Months later we were smoking weed listenning to music In my room and I went down on her again. my penis got hard so I took off my pants and her reaction was priceless. she was like "omg that's much bigger than I thought it was". she apologized to me and said she probably didn't touch my penis back then. she even asked me to measure it because she thought it was the biggest she had had (7 inches).

im telling you this because I now know how much of a blessing it is not to be small. let´s be grateful

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u/hahalol3005 — 1 day ago

Issues being intimate due to size.

Due to my large size and girth, I end up hurting every partner I've ever been with. I end up hurting my partner every time we have sex. I don't think there is anything I can do. Does anyone else have this problem?

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u/Goonad_ — 1 day ago

RM real men sizing

Guys who wear Real Men brand pouch underwear, do you recommend buying one size larger than actual waist size? I've had success both with buying larger and exactly matching my waist size. I'm planning on pouch size D regardless. Thank you.

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u/PetrifiedRosewood — 1 day ago