Poor Ian
I overheard one of my coworkers giving the new intern a tour of the office. They're both women if that matters.
Coworker: That's the main boardroom. Warning, never be the first person to enter because you literally need to lean against that glass door with your whole body before it actually opens. Many have been in that position and most of them now get mocked. Isn't that right, Ian?
Ian: Good morning to you too, Rachel.
Coworker: Ian is our IT guy and a proud OnlyFans subscriber.
Ian: Not today, Satan.
Intern: Then Ian must have seen some of my videos.
Ian: Wait what?
Intern: Bad joke. Sorry. I'm not using OnlyFans.
Coworker: She was joking, Ian. Keep your pants on.
Ian: I'm just existing. What the heck.
Back to the intern...
Coworker: On that note, stay away from the unisex bathroom, especially during office parties.
Intern: Why?
Coworker: It smells like semen.
Intern: Wow okay.