
Sidney Crosby cargo cults
So this Spittin Chiclets clip I've never seen before came up in my YouTube list, and I can't stop thinking about it.
https://youtu.be/JRLTOlyYNZU?is=cG7r3dj0XmFFD5DK
The reality proposed by this clip is that a significant aspect of being on the Penguins roster is essentially constructing your own little two man cargo cult around Sidney Crosby, in the aid of integrating yourself into his complex web of superstitions.
This is the funniest shit and establishes Sid as the central figure of like... A dozen or so tiny religions.