u/United-Recover-1387



J'ai 30 ans, je suis français, je travaille dans le secteur de la santé, j'étudie le droit, et apparemment, je n'ai toujours pas compris que me coucher à 2h du matin est une mauvaise idée.

Je cherche quelqu'un autour de mon âge pour échanger :

des mèmes terribles

des pensées aléatoires

des notes vocales inutiles

des opinions légèrement controversées

le fameux "tu ne vas pas croire ce qui vient de se passer"

J'aime voyager, regarder des films, la psychologie, la bonne nourriture, l'humour stupid et les conversations qui commencent par "une petite question" et qui durent trois heures.

Je vis en France 🇫🇷, je parle français et anglais, et je suis particulièrement intéressé par les rencontres avec des gens d'Europe, du Royaume-Uni, du Canada ou des États-Unis — bien que la géographie de Reddit m'ait appris que l'internet a visiblement sa propre définition de "pas loin." 😂

Peu importe si tu es introverti, extraverti, socialement mal à l'aise ou secrètement trois ratons laveurs dans un trench-coat.

Il suffit de savoir tenir une conversation.

Ta candidature nécessite seulement trois choses :

1. Ton talent le plus inutile

2. Ta peur irrationnelle la plus bizarre

3. Une opinion que tu sais te faire juger

Je m'y colle d'abord :

Je suis irrationnellement convaincu que je pourrais survivre à une apocalypse zombie malgré le fait que je n'ai absolument aucune preuve pour étayer cette affirmation.

I'm 30, French, work in healthcare, study law, and apparently still haven't learned that going to bed at 2am is a bad idea.

Looking for someone around my age to exchange:

terrible memes

random thoughts

unnecessary voice notes

mildly controversial opinions

the occasional "you will not believe what just happened"

I like travelling, movies, psychology, good food, stupid humour and conversations that start with "quick question" and somehow last three hours.

I’m based in France 🇫🇷, speak French and English, and I'm particularly interested in meeting people from Europe, the UK, Canada or the US — although Reddit geography has taught me that apparently the internet has its own definition of "nearby." 😂

I don't care if you're an introvert, extrovert, socially awkward or secretly three raccoons in a trench coat.

Just be able to hold a conversation.

Your application requires only three things:

1. Your most useless talent

2. Your weirdest irrational fear

3. One opinion you know will get you judged

I'll go first:

I'm irrationally confident that I could survive a zombie apocalypse despite having absolutely no evidence to support this claim.



Les dimanches, c'est fait pour trop réfléchir, alors restons simples.

Tu connais déjà le scénario classique sur Reddit : "30 ans, vivant en France, aime voyager, cherche une connexion authentique."

Évitons tout ça. Tu as déjà lu 50 profils comme ça aujourd'hui.

Je suis un gars marocain vivant en France, et je cherche cette chimie rare et agaçante où tu te dis que tu répondras "plus tard", mais tout à coup il est 2h du matin et tu es toujours en train de discuter.

Je cherche spécifiquement à me connecter avec des femmes d'Amérique du Nord ou d'Europe.

Il y a quelque chose de incroyablement attirant à avoir des origines culturelles complètement différentes mais à se comprendre instantanément grâce à un bon humour noir, des plans spontanés et des blagues internes ridicules. Je suis le genre de personne qui peut prendre une soirée complètement ordinaire et en faire un grand souvenir.

Voilà le deal.

Ne m'envoie pas ton CV.

Ne dis pas juste "salut."

Au lieu de ça, passe les banalités et réponds à l'une de ces questions :

Qu'est-ce qui te fait rire quand personne ne regarde ?

Quel genre de vie espères-tu secrètement avoir ?

Qu'est-ce qui est souvent mal compris chez toi ?

Ou donne-moi simplement une phrase qui me donne envie d'en savoir plus sur toi. Je ferai l'effort.

Et si jamais on n’a rien à se dire ? Au moins, on n'aura pas perdu de temps à parler de la météo. 😌

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Let’s skip the standard “Hey, how are you?” The honest answer is: heavily caffeinated, questioning my life choices, and staring at the clock ticking down to my 30th birthday at midnight (French time).

Since my last post was a hit but completely wrecked my sleep schedule across 15 different time zones, I’m hoping to connect mostly with people in Europe or the Americas (US/Canada) so we can actually banter without one of us passing out at our desks!

Here is the resume absolutely nobody asked for:

I live in the Champagne region of France (and yes, since I turn 30 tonight, I might actually drink it for breakfast tomorrow).

I work intense shifts in a hospital, and in my "free time", I study corporate law at La Sorbonne.

Basically, my life is a chaotic crossover between Grey’s Anatomy and Suits, just with way more paperwork and fewer dramatic elevator kisses.

I actually love my chaotic life, but I’m missing someone I can just banter with at the end of the day. Someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously, but can still have a genuinely deep conversation about psychology, ambitions, life, or why reading Robert Greene occasionally makes us feel like evil geniuses.

Since I'm entering a new decade in exactly 120 minutes, let’s make the icebreakers count.

Tell me:

What is one piece of advice you have for a newly minted 30-year-old? (Or what mistake should I absolutely avoid?)

What is a completely irrational fear you have?

I’ll answer both too.

And if your first message is just "hi" or "hey", I’ll assume you're a bot sent by my law professors to check if I’m actually studying instead of celebrating. 😌

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Let’s skip the standard “Hey, how are you?” The honest answer is: heavily caffeinated, questioning my life choices, and staring at the clock ticking down to my 30th birthday at midnight (French time).

Since my last post was a hit but completely wrecked my sleep schedule across 15 different time zones, I’m hoping to connect mostly with people in Europe or the Americas (US/Canada) so we can actually banter without one of us passing out at our desks!

Here is the resume absolutely nobody asked for:

I live in the Champagne region of France (and yes, since I turn 30 tonight, I might actually drink it for breakfast tomorrow).

I work intense shifts in a hospital, and in my "free time", I study corporate law at La Sorbonne.

Basically, my life is a chaotic crossover between Grey’s Anatomy and Suits, just with way more paperwork and fewer dramatic elevator kisses.

I actually love my chaotic life, but I’m missing someone I can just banter with at the end of the day.

Someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously, but can still have a genuinely deep conversation about psychology, ambitions, life, or why reading Robert Greene occasionally makes us feel like evil geniuses.

Since I'm entering a new decade in exactly 120 minutes, let’s make the icebreakers count.

Tell me:

What is one piece of advice you have for a newly minted 30-year-old? (Or what mistake should I absolutely avoid?)

What is a completely irrational fear you have?

I’ll answer both too.

And if your first message is just "hi" or "hey", I’ll assume you're a bot sent by my law professors to check if I’m actually studying instead of celebrating. 😌

Let’s skip the standard "Hey, how are you?". The honest answer is: heavily caffeinated and currently questioning my life choices.

Here is the resume absolutely nobody asked for:

I’m 29, living in the Champagne region of France (yes, it's a real place, no we don't drink it for breakfast). I work intense shifts in a hospital, and in my "free time", I study corporate law.

Basically, my life is a weird crossover between Grey's Anatomy and Suits, but with way more paperwork and fewer dramatic elevator kisses.

I actually love my chaotic life, but I’m missing that one person I can just banter with at the end of the day. Someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously, but who can still hold a deep conversation about psychology, ambitions, or why reading Robert Greene makes us all feel like evil geniuses.

The ultimate ice-breaker test:

Slide into my DMs and tell me:

The most absolutely useless talent you possess.

A completely irrational fear you have.

(Disclaimer: If your first message is just "hi" or "hey", I will assume you are a bot sent by my law professors to check if I am studying).