She finally snapped

Loud screaming and crashing can be heard from the Smokehouse. Veronica, even after following the book Honee gave, still has yet to cook a good burger. Crates of food have been smashed and scattered around. **"GODDAMIT. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!! THIS IS BULLSHIT.. I-I HATE THIS!!!"**

Vicky herself is having a psychotic meltdown, and is curled up in a ball, screaming incoherently and sobbing.

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u/VarasTheThief — 8 days ago

How to make borgi?

"Let's.. see.. okay...bun, sauce, pickles.. wait shit! Dammit!" She stares at her many failed attempts at making a borgi. "Okay.. bun, patty, my hand-- NGAHH NO. HOW DO I MAKE A DAMN BURGER????"

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u/VarasTheThief — 15 days ago

A rare V2 appearance

V2 (Jaras) is dragging a judge with a troupe mask towards the Judge Tower.

"Ngahhh!! Stop struggling, you idiot. This is for your own good!!"

[[ For those who don't know.

When Veronica used to be a judge (and a man) he got mitosised for reasons and I call Jaras v2 and Veronica v1 ]]

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u/VarasTheThief — 23 days ago

Veronica wants to have a "friendly" chat with Grimm.

She's pacing around outside his tent, armed with her cane, and pure rage.

"OI. GRIMM. GET YOUR BASTARD ARSE OUT HERE. I JUST WANNA HAVE A LITTLE CHAT."

[[ id tag, but i cant remember the username and im too lazy too look

Also making this a separate post so i dont accidentally take over haze's post (ФωФ) ]]

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u/VarasTheThief — 28 days ago

Normal Veronica activities.

Veronica has tied string lights to the ceiling of the Grand Gate, and is swinging on them like Tarzan while yodelling.

"OUOUOUOUUOUUUHHH!!!"

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u/VarasTheThief — 1 month ago

"Finally found my damn bellhome key!!"

Veronica finally remembered where her bellhome is, and is currently inside it, madly cleaning and decorating the place. She's getting the place ready for when she eventually asks Ara to stay with her for a bit.

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u/VarasTheThief — 1 month ago

Looking to buy a bellhome!

Veronica walks into Bellhart with a massive bag of rosaries. "Anyone know where I go to buy a bellhome?"

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u/VarasTheThief — 1 month ago

Visiting Ara

Veronica takes a deep breath as she approaches the ladder to the Salt King's castle and begins climbing it. She has the key to Ara's room around her neck and is wearing a bag on her back with a care package for her.
Once she reaches the top, she simply enters and begins walking down the hallway, trying to remember where Ara's room is.

[[ Was gonna do art, but I got lazy :3 ]]

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u/VarasTheThief — 1 month ago

Having a shit time

Veronica walks through the Choral Chambers looking absolutely miserable. She's just learned one of her closest friends has disappeared, and now she's worried her daughter, CC, is missing.

u/VarasTheThief — 2 months ago

Time to turn my face into a robot one.

Veronica is heading towards the Brass Knight's estate with the express purpose of turning herself into a robot.

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u/VarasTheThief — 2 months ago

It's loose.

[[ ETA: This is her old body. This isn't Veronica. ]]

This ungodly abomination is scuttling around the Citadel, keeping to the shadows. It used to be Veronica, but with her essence removed, it behaves more like an animal now.

u/VarasTheThief — 2 months ago
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Angry.

Veronica is sitting outside the Grand Gate looking absolutely *pissed*.

A series of events has lead her to be stuck in a 19yr male body and she HATES it.

"Stupid bastard scorpion. I swear I'm going to [REDACTED SO I DON'T GET BANNED] him. I forgot how much having flesh sucks arse."

u/VarasTheThief — 2 months ago
▲ 7 r/bilewater+1 crossposts

The new Phantom (funny)

This totally isn't just Veronica astrally projecting and playing well.

u/VarasTheThief — 2 months ago

Very impatient Veronica

Veronica, Patto, and Ara have caught a tram to Hallownest.

"How long is this gonna take?? I'm so BOOORREDD!!" She's been scuttling around the inside of the tram almost the entire ride.

[[ Sorry this sucks arse, my brain is cooked and dead ]]

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u/VarasTheThief — 2 months ago

ATTENTION, SHITLINGS

"i'm goinge to draw yew really goode."

[[ draw a pic of your character and receive a very good and not shitty drawing of them :^) ]]

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u/VarasTheThief — 2 months ago