u/ViktorChernov

VOTE FOR THE HELMSMAN

VOTE FOR THE HELMSMAN

Sailing the seas depends on the helmsman,

The growth of all living beings depends on the sun. 

Rain and dew nourish young seedlings,

Conducting revolution depends on Viktor Chernov Thought.

Fish cannot leave the water,

Melons cannot leave the vine,

The revolutionary masses cannot do without the Communist Party.
  
Viktor Chernov Thought is a sun that never sets.

u/ViktorChernov — 1 day ago
▲ 5 r/DOR_Legislature+1 crossposts

Since "not being mean" to girls is hard - let's try "Be nice to girls" act

u/viktorchernov

Be Nice to Girls Act :) "Aka the HARBY CONDUR DOESn't FORCE US TO WEAR DEODORANT BUT IT SHOULD" Act :D

Sponsors: Me I wrote it lmao

Section I. Purpose and Intent

Since we can't figure out how to stop being mean to girls I have proposed a simple law to be nice to the girls instead :)))))

Section II. Definitions

Provide clear definitions of key terms used throughout the bill.

A girl is anyone who says they are a girl, particularly if they have filled out the census and claimed to be a girl.

A "non-male identifying" individual is literally anyone who isn't a boy!

Section III. Provisions

The following rules shall be added to our Laws.

  1. All parties must run atleast 1 non-male identifying individual in Parliament, and must include a promise to have one as apart of the cabinet for any Presidential run.
  2. Parties which fail to do so will have their candidates removed from the election cycle YAY!
  3. Boys under the age of 18 who do not have at least one citable instance of being nice to a girl as a direct comment or post will be barred from office! :D
  4. If Parliament fails to have atleast 1 non-male identifying individual on the roster at any given time - the parliament is dissolved, and the subreddit is deleted! XD

Section IV. Enforcement

The PM or President shall have the obligation to enforce these rulings, and failure to do so will remove them from office via the court system LOL!

Section V. Implementation and Oversight

a. This bill shall take effect immediately upon passage by Parliament. b. The Prime Minister of Parliament shall ensure its implementation and report any noncompliance to the Legislature within fourteen (14) days.

Section VI. Amendments and Repeal

This act can be expanded to include other shitty behavior by parliament with a simple majority of available parliament voters.

Section VII. Effective Date

This Act shall take effect immediately upon passage by Parliament and approval by the President.

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u/ViktorChernov — 5 days ago