u/VolumePrudent1738

1986 model with an odometer that just rolled over the 40 years/100,000 mile mark with the following features:

- Cooks/bakes, cleans, and does laundry (should be standard on all models but is shockingly rare).
- High emotional intelligence and great communicator.
- Funny, witty, intelligent, creative, and is bold enough to intend all of his puns.
- Solid career, numerous hobbies, lover of adventure and travel - enjoys life and wants to add to it.
- Drinks only socially and never to excess, occasional 420 use (edibles) to destress/sleep.
- Beautiful blue eyes, handsome face, but like many older models a little bulky and could use some body work.
- Great in bed, with a bonus vasectomy and clear STI panel.

To be fully transparent, here are some items to note before you come check this model out!

- ADHD light is on - incredibly creative, often forgets where he has put something down. Great with making and following through on plans and dates, but will use a calendar for everything.
- *Very* left leaning - trans rights are human rights, no person is illegal, love is love, etc. No storage for red baseball hats with nationalist slogans on this model.
- Limited passenger space - this model carries 2 passengers 80% of the time, which may not be for everyone! They are well-mannered, funny, and kind - and will come up in conversation often.
- Plenty of space in the trunk for your baggage, but does come with baggage of it's own; has shed a lot of it in the past few years through therapy and tune-ups, but still has a bag or two packed in the trunk. Room for yours, but only if you've worked on reducing to a personal-sized item and carry-on.
- Is very chatty - with being a great communicator, this model communicates often and texts quite a bit, especially with potential buyers. Set up expectations before you drive off the lot as to your preferences here!

This model is well-built for fun dates or quiet nights in on the couch, and is happiest to see you happy. Would be best suited for someone looking for long-term ownership, but it open to short-term lease options to decide if it's the right model for you. Buyers should be local (within a few hour drive) as delivery is not included, and this model has been hurt a few times by long-distance potential buyers that have fallen through.

Message now before this model is taking off the lot for good!

1986 model with an odometer that just rolled over the 40 years/100,000 mile mark with the following features:

- Cooks/bakes, cleans, and does laundry (should be standard on all models but is shockingly rare).
- High emotional intelligence and great communicator.
- Funny, witty, intelligent, creative, and is bold enough to intend all of his puns.
- Solid career, numerous hobbies, lover of adventure and travel - enjoys life and wants to add to it.
- Drinks only socially and never to excess, occasional 420 use (edibles) to destress/sleep.
- Beautiful blue eyes, handsome face, but like many older models a little bulky and could use some body work.
- Great in bed, with a bonus vasectomy and clear STI panel.

To be fully transparent, here are some items to note before you come check this model out!

- ADHD light is on - incredibly creative, often forgets where he has put something down. Great with making and following through on plans and dates, but will use a calendar for everything.
- *Very* left leaning - trans rights are human rights, no person is illegal, love is love, etc. No storage for red baseball hats with nationalist slogans on this model.
- Limited passenger space - this model carries 2 passengers 80% of the time, which may not be for everyone! They are well-mannered, funny, and kind - and will come up in conversation often.
- Plenty of space in the trunk for your baggage, but does come with baggage of it's own; has shed a lot of it in the past few years through therapy and tune-ups, but still has a bag or two packed in the trunk. Room for yours, but only if you've worked on reducing to a personal-sized item and carry-on.
- Is very chatty - with being a great communicator, this model communicates often and texts quite a bit, especially with potential buyers. Set up expectations before you drive off the lot as to your preferences here!

This model is well-built for fun dates or quiet nights in on the couch, and is happiest to see you happy. Would be best suited for someone looking for long-term ownership, but it open to short-term lease options to decide if it's the right model for you. Buyers should be local (within a few hour drive) as delivery is not included, and this model has been hurt a few times by long-distance potential buyers that have fallen through.

Message now before this model is taking off the lot for good!

1986 model with an odometer that just rolled over the 40 years/100,000 mile mark with the following features:

- Cooks/bakes, cleans, and does laundry (should be standard on all models but is shockingly rare).
- High emotional intelligence and great communicator.
- Funny, witty, intelligent, creative, and is bold enough to intend all of his puns.
- Solid career, numerous hobbies, lover of adventure and travel - enjoys life and wants to add to it.
- Drinks only socially and never to excess, occasional 420 use (edibles) to destress/sleep.
- Beautiful blue eyes, handsome face, but like many older models a little bulky and could use some body work.
- Great in bed, with a bonus vasectomy and clear STI panel.

To be fully transparent, here are some items to note before you come check this model out!

- ADHD light is on - incredibly creative, often forgets where he has put something down. Great with making and following through on plans and dates, but will use a calendar for everything.
- *Very* left leaning - trans rights are human rights, no person is illegal, love is love, etc. No storage for red baseball hats with nationalist slogans on this model.
- Limited passenger space - this model carries 2 passengers 80% of the time, which may not be for everyone! They are well-mannered, funny, and kind - and will come up in conversation often.
- Plenty of space in the trunk for your baggage, but does come with baggage of it's own; has shed a lot of it in the past few years through therapy and tune-ups, but still has a bag or two packed in the trunk. Room for yours, but only if you've worked on reducing to a personal-sized item and carry-on.
- Is very chatty - with being a great communicator, this model communicates often and texts quite a bit, especially with potential buyers. Set up expectations before you drive off the lot as to your preferences here!

This model is well-built for fun dates or quiet nights in on the couch, and is happiest to see you happy. Would be best suited for someone looking for long-term ownership, but it open to short-term lease options to decide if it's the right model for you. Buyers should be local (within a few hour drive) as delivery is not included, and this model has been hurt a few times by long-distance potential buyers that have fallen through.

Message now before this model is taking off the lot for good!

1986 model with an odometer that just rolled over the 40 years/100,000 mile mark with the following features:

- Cooks/bakes, cleans, and does laundry (should be standard on all models but is shockingly rare).
- High emotional intelligence and great communicator.
- Funny, witty, intelligent, creative, and is bold enough to intend all of his puns.
- Solid career, numerous hobbies, lover of adventure and travel - enjoys life and wants to add to it.
- Drinks only socially and never to excess, occasional 420 use (edibles) to destress/sleep.
- Beautiful blue eyes, handsome face, but like many older models a little bulky and could use some body work.
- Great in bed, with a bonus vasectomy and clear STI panel.

To be fully transparent, here are some items to note before you come check this model out!

- ADHD light is on - incredibly creative, often forgets where he has put something down. Great with making and following through on plans and dates, but will use a calendar for everything.
- *Very* left leaning - trans rights are human rights, no person is illegal, love is love, etc. No storage for red baseball hats with nationalist slogans on this model.
- Limited passenger space - this model carries 2 passengers 80% of the time, which may not be for everyone! They are well-mannered, funny, and kind - and will come up in conversation often.
- Plenty of space in the trunk for your baggage, but does come with baggage of it's own; has shed a lot of it in the past few years through therapy and tune-ups, but still has a bag or two packed in the trunk. Room for yours, but only if you've worked on reducing to a personal-sized item and carry-on.
- Is very chatty - with being a great communicator, this model communicates often and texts quite a bit, especially with potential buyers. Set up expectations before you drive off the lot as to your preferences here!

This model is well-built for fun dates or quiet nights in on the couch, and is happiest to see you happy. Would be best suited for someone looking for long-term ownership, but it open to short-term lease options to decide if it's the right model for you. Buyers should be local (within a few hour drive) as delivery is not included, and this model has been hurt a few times by long-distance potential buyers that have fallen through.

Message now before this model is taking off the lot for good!

1986 model with an odometer that just rolled over the 40 years/100,000 mile mark with the following features:

- Cooks/bakes, cleans, and does laundry (should be standard on all models but is shockingly rare).
- High emotional intelligence and great communicator.
- Funny, witty, intelligent, creative, and is bold enough to intend all of his puns.
- Solid career, numerous hobbies, lover of adventure and travel - enjoys life and wants to add to it.
- Drinks only socially and never to excess, occasional 420 use (edibles) to destress/sleep.
- Beautiful blue eyes, handsome face, but like many older models a little bulky and could use some body work.
- Great in bed, with a bonus vasectomy and clear STI panel.

To be fully transparent, here are some items to note before you come check this model out!

- ADHD light is on - incredibly creative, often forgets where he has put something down. Great with making and following through on plans and dates, but will use a calendar for everything.
- *Very* left leaning - trans rights are human rights, no person is illegal, love is love, etc. No storage for red baseball hats with nationalist slogans on this model.
- Limited passenger space - this model carries 2 passengers 80% of the time, which may not be for everyone! They are well-mannered, funny, and kind - and will come up in conversation often.
- Plenty of space in the trunk for your baggage, but does come with baggage of it's own; has shed a lot of it in the past few years through therapy and tune-ups, but still has a bag or two packed in the trunk. Room for yours, but only if you've worked on reducing to a personal-sized item and carry-on.
- Is very chatty - with being a great communicator, this model communicates often and texts quite a bit, especially with potential buyers. Set up expectations before you drive off the lot as to your preferences here!

This model is well-built for fun dates or quiet nights in on the couch, and is happiest to see you happy. Would be best suited for someone looking for long-term ownership, but it open to short-term lease options to decide if it's the right model for you. Buyers should be local (within a few hour drive) as delivery is not included, and this model has been hurt a few times by long-distance potential buyers that have fallen through.

Message now before this model is taking off the lot for good!

Hey, you.

Where have you been? I turn 40 in two months and it feels like a tragedy that I've gone through this much of my life and have yet to meet you. I wonder sometimes if I've passed you on the interstate or held the door open for you at a store, not knowing who you were. Have we crossed paths once or a hundred times, or is this post the first time we'll connect?

Now that you're here, how have you been? I hope life has been kind to you, and delivered all kinds of wonderful and joyous experiences - but with enough pointed moments of sorrow to truly appreciate how beautiful and nuanced life is. I hope that you've had the opportunity to learn your worth and are confident in your own skin, but I suspect that's taken some time to learn - admittedly, it's taken me a long time for that lesson and at times I admit I'm still working on it.

Did you stay with your high school sweetheart, or have you never taken the plunge? Do you have kids, or was that not in the cards? Tell me all your stories, we'll have plenty of time. I miss that feeling of a conversation neither of us wants to end, but knowing the other will be there in the morning to continue it.

...me? How have I been?

Well, I *did* stay with my high school sweetheart - except, it wasn't great for much of our 17 years. We divorced during the pandemic as many people did, and at times it makes me sad to know that I endured so much for so long. There are positives, though. I'm a proud Dad of two beautiful, smart, talented, funny girls that I have 80% of the time who are my world. I also knew after them I was done having kids, so I made it so I couldn't have any more of my own - but would nervously/optimistically be into being a bonus Dad, if you've got kids of your own.

I found a great therapist after and really put the work in - I communicate well, I'm emotionally available, and I'm clear about my boundaries (and respect the ones others set). I keep the circle of people I care about tight, but I'll always be there for them. I'm the kind of person who'll text you good morning and good night, buy you flowers just because, rub your shoulders on a rough day, learn to cook your favorite meal, and will always pull you in for an impromptu hug.

I've been trying to date off and on for about 5 years since the divorce, and kept pausing to resume therapy because I didn't want my personal growth to come at the expense of someone else's mental health. I'm really intentional about who I date, which is why I'm writing you this letter - the apps simply don't work for me. It feels shallow and attention seeking and, well...I'm looking for more. I'm a decent looking guy that could stand to lose a few pounds, sure - but also I clearly can't be constrained by 140 character limit.

I've traveled, I've had wonderful experiences, and I have all kinds of stories to tell you. More importantly, however - is I have all kinds of stories to *write* with you.

I'm hoping you're out there - in New England, or plan to be in New England. I've had my heart shattered from long distance before and I simply can't do that again.

If you see this, and it resonates with you, reach out. Let's compare our stories and craft our own, together.

Hey, you.

Where have you been? I turn 40 in two months and it feels like a tragedy that I've gone through this much of my life and have yet to meet you. I wonder sometimes if I've passed you on the interstate or held the door open for you at a store, not knowing who you were. Have we crossed paths once or a hundred times, or is this post the first time we'll connect?

Now that you're here, how have you been? I hope life has been kind to you, and delivered all kinds of wonderful and joyous experiences - but with enough pointed moments of sorrow to truly appreciate how beautiful and nuanced life is. I hope that you've had the opportunity to learn your worth and are confident in your own skin, but I suspect that's taken some time to learn - admittedly, it's taken me a long time for that lesson and at times I admit I'm still working on it.

Did you stay with your high school sweetheart, or have you never taken the plunge? Do you have kids, or was that not in the cards? Tell me all your stories, we'll have plenty of time. I miss that feeling of a conversation neither of us wants to end, but knowing the other will be there in the morning to continue it.

...me? How have I been?

Well, I did stay with my high school sweetheart - except, it wasn't great for much of our 17 years. We divorced during the pandemic as many people did, and at times it makes me sad to know that I endured so much for so long. There are positives, though. I'm a proud Dad of two beautiful, smart, talented, funny girls that I have 80% of the time who are my world. I also knew after them I was done having kids, so I made it so I couldn't have any more of my own - but would nervously/optimistically be into being a bonus Dad, if you've got kids of your own.

I found a great therapist after and really put the work in - I communicate well, I'm emotionally available, and I'm clear about my boundaries (and respect the ones others set). I keep the circle of people I care about tight, but I'll always be there for them. I'm the kind of person who'll text you good morning and good night, buy you flowers just because, rub your shoulders on a rough day, learn to cook your favorite meal, and will always pull you in for an impromptu hug.

I've been trying to date off and on for about 5 years since the divorce, and kept pausing to resume therapy because I didn't want my personal growth to come at the expense of someone else's mental health. I'm really intentional about who I date, which is why I'm writing you this letter - the apps simply don't work for me. It feels shallow and attention seeking and, well...I'm looking for more. I'm a decent looking guy that could stand to lose a few pounds, sure - but also I clearly can't be constrained by 140 character limit.

I've traveled, I've had wonderful experiences, and I have all kinds of stories to tell you. More importantly, however - is I have all kinds of stories to write with you.

I'm hoping you're out there - in New England, or plan to be in New England. I've had my heart shattered from long distance before and I simply can't do that again.

If you see this, and it resonates with you, reach out. Let's compare our stories and craft our own, together.

Hey, you.

Where have you been? I turn 40 in two months and it feels like a tragedy that I've gone through this much of my life and have yet to meet you. I wonder sometimes if I've passed you on the interstate or held the door open for you at a store, not knowing who you were. Have we crossed paths once or a hundred times, or is this post the first time we'll connect?

Now that you're here, how have you been? I hope life has been kind to you, and delivered all kinds of wonderful and joyous experiences - but with enough pointed moments of sorrow to truly appreciate how beautiful and nuanced life is. I hope that you've had the opportunity to learn your worth and are confident in your own skin, but I suspect that's taken some time to learn - admittedly, it's taken me a long time for that lesson and at times I admit I'm still working on it.

Did you marry your high school sweetheart, or have you never taken the plunge? Do you have kids, or was that not in the cards? Tell me all your stories, we'll have plenty of time. I miss that feeling of a conversation neither of us wants to end, but knowing the other will be there in the morning to continue it.

...me? How have I been?

Well, I did marry my high school sweetheart - except, it wasn't great for much of our 17 years. We divorced during the pandemic as many people did, and at times it makes me sad to know that I endured so much for so long. There are positives, though. I'm a proud Dad of two beautiful, smart, talented, funny girls that I have 80% of the time who are my world. I also knew after them I was done having kids, so I made it so I couldn't have any more of my own - but would nervously/optimistically be into being a bonus Dad, if you've got kids of your own.

I found a great therapist after and really put the work in - I communicate well, I'm emotionally available, and I'm clear about my boundaries (and respect the ones others set). I keep the circle of people I care about tight, but I'll always be there for them. I'm the kind of person who'll text you good morning and good night, buy you flowers just because, rub your shoulders on a rough day, learn to cook your favorite meal, and will always pull you in for an impromptu hug.

I've been trying to date off and on for about 5 years since the divorce, and kept pausing to resume therapy because I didn't want my personal growth to come at the expense of someone else's mental health. I'm really intentional about who I date, which is why I'm writing you this letter - the apps simply don't work for me. It feels shallow and attention seeking and, well...I'm looking for more. I'm a decent looking guy that could stand to lose a few pounds, sure - but also I clearly can't be constrained by 140 character limit.

I've traveled, I've had wonderful experiences, and I have all kinds of stories to tell you. More importantly, however - is I have all kinds of stories to write with you.

I'm hoping you're out there - in New England, or plan to be in New England. I've had my heart shattered from long distance before and I simply can't do that again.

If you see this, and it resonates with you, reach out. Let's compare our stories and craft our own, together.