Green Jacket Sex
You get the jacket for a year… you can wear it in public with certain caveats. We see you at Wimbledon Rors.
But in private…
How many Masters Champions do you think have had sex wearing the green jacket? Porky Pig style.
EDIT: add flying home on a private plane and mile high clubbing it… with the jacket on. I’d be a cocky summa bitch too.