Missed connection: Cool guy in the white Rubicon
Your jeep is adorable, I didnt need a closer look; it took up my entire mirror. I can tell from your attire that the kid rock music and meth didnt allow you to see that I wasn't trying to slow you down because I dont like you, no, those red lights that were in front of us were. Im sorry that you were running late to return your mom's jeep and wish I could've told you in person. As for those chains, wow, I didnt know that Claire's even had a men's section! Especially for jewellery!
Honestly im impressed that the jeep went over 40 without requiring an engine overhaul, maybe that's why time was of the essence??