u/Weiner321

So I’m 20 years old now and recently broke up with my evil succubus girlfriend and I think it’s time to go do the thing and join up.

My dad was an 0331 with 1/3 back in the 90s and his experience sounds like the coolest time you can ask for, so I’d really like to be stationed on Hawaii as he was.

When I spoke to a recruiter in high school I was told that scoring high in your tests and asvab give you a better chance of getting the billet you want. However, with there only being 1 infantry battalion in Hawaii these days I don’t imagine it’s very easy to get placed there as an 03.

So this being said, if I enlist and excel in boot camp and SOI is there a decent chance I could be assigned to the littoral regiment there?

So I recently received a nice 15g of Dragon nats, and I took a nice big one and a little tiny guy then went to the park, had some crazy visuals and some wild sound distortion.

However throughout the whole trip I feel my expectations for the experience heavily influenced how I felt and I feel as though I was in a pseudo-psychotic state.

I just kept thinking my time is up and I’m going to die soon. For example I was extremely nervous walking along the sidewalk and feeling like every car was going to be the one to end my life. It was very odd, I’ve tripped two times before just off cubes and both were 4g.

I feel like each time I’ve eaten these magic little fellas I’ve had a taste of the divine, but also like I’m just a little hairless monkey fucking around on a floating rock.

What I really want to do is engage in a McKenna-esque dark silent room heroic dose to find some sort of answer to the divine question, and I’m wondering with the nats being so potent, what is the proper dosage?

For reference I’m 6’2 150 pounds.