Known sister-pimp Julian Newman stood no chance against Bowl Cut Edey

TLDR: IN ORDER TO REDUCE BOT ACTIVITY IN OUR COMMENTS, ALL USERS WILL BE REQUIRED TO HAVE FLAIR IN ORDER TO POST/COMMENT STARTING OCTOBER 1st.

You may have noticed comments popping up on the sub over the past few months that sound a little off.

These strange commenters are easy to spot largely because they are eternally stuck in the 2024-2025 season and typically their account was created within the last 200 days.

Here’s an example of one of these comments from the past week:

“If Ja plays 65+ games they clear 45 wins without breaking a sweat. The west is a bloodbath but a healthy core with Smart added to the mix changes the whole dynamic.”

Once again this is a comment talking about the Ja-less, Marcus Smart-less 2026-27 Memphis Grizzlies.

These are comments made by cogsucking, chromedomed, clankers and tinskins. It’s not enough for these bots to come for our jerbs, but now they’re coming for our humble online fan community.

Idk what the bots are here to accomplish or what nefarious multinational entity is behind them but your handsome and powerful mod team is dedicated to keeping our subreddit real.

In an effort to reduce bot spam, on Thursday October 1st all posters and commenters on r/memphisgrizzlies will be required to have flair in order to post or make comments on the sub.

Bots are too dumb to flair up, so this should curb bot traffic for the time being.

We set Bot D-Day so far in the future to give normal people a chance to flair up before the preseason begins, because if we’re being real it’s only the real Grizz sickos hanging out here this deep into the offseason.

In the meantime, you can add user flair in the toolbar on the righthand side of your screen on desktop (hit the three dots on the banner on mobile). If you don’t like any of the options available to you, our sub offers customizable flair for all users, so you can make your own.

If you see any suspicious comments that look bottish, call them a robophobic slur and alert the mod team, and we’ll be happy to eradicate the clanker scum.

If you have any other suggestions on how to reduce bot activity on the sub, we’re all ears.

Thanks for understanding and helping us fight back against the Dead Internet Theory.

Go Grizz,

The Mod Team

Big Zamboni. Center of the Universe. Be Ready.

Honestly for a rich kid from prep school in Miami, the guy is actually trying to show he’s embracing the city even if it’s just PR

GG and cute kids is such a cheat code

I don’t acknowledge the legitimacy of the NBA Cup, so instead of making a decent looking graphic, here’s a shitty notes app screenshot where I just copied and pasted the schedule into

All I can say is I hope the coaching staff has been lifting weights this offseason…

Someone out there with musical inclinations please make some kind of Gregory Jam out of this so I can make an edit outta it, please and thank you.

ISSA PARTY IN MY USA, YA

I was today years old when I learned there is an official NBA sponsored El Salvadoran youth basketball team named the Memphis Grizzlies (not the San Miguel Grizzlies or anything like that, they are literally called the Memphis Grizzlies straight up)

This was in my notes app from a few weeks ago after I had a few drinks

You’re still a scumbag Pera.

Es un defensor de élite, tiene buen tiro, es un matador eléctrico y juega al baloncesto profesionalmente desde los 14 años. Ten paciencia y se convertirá en tu Grizzly favorito.