Forgive it for being a documentary, that runtime gonna give me the Oscar fever!

Preseason boozer got me being a liability off sub. It’s scaring the hoes.

No knock on Caleb. He played like a really good 20 year old who is going to be special once he gets his NBA sealegs, but Boozer in a third of that time looked like a vet incapable of committing basketball sins.

All you Boozer heads on here saying he was a steal at 3, might have been right about the ROY

I’m tweaking that Scotty wasn’t included right?

RIGHT?!??!?

Ignore the fact I instinctively like every tweet he posts, Damichael is just the GOAT of Grizzlies reporting. Do yourself a favor and give this man a follow before the season starts. The intel he drops is legit the only reason I still have twitter (that and the pain that comes from Grizzlies PR alerts).

SUB NEWS

Big change coming tomorrow for the sub. We’re finally rolling out the anti-bot measures we’ve been hyping for the past month.

If you haven’t read the pinned post or the auto moderator notice on every post, in order to reduce bot traffic on our sub, we will be requiring anyone who posts or comments on the sub to have user flair beginning tomorrow (Oct 1).

Bots are too dumb to flair up (for now) so this is the easiest way to weed them out in an effort to keep our sub clanker free and filled with Grizzlies takes that are so stupid only a human could come up with.

Our flair system is customizable, so you aren’t stuck with just the options made available to you in the flair library.

If you are struggling to assign your flair, I will pin screenshots in the comments directing you where you can update it. If you still can’t figure it out hit me up or DM the modmail and we can assign one for you.

Thanks for understanding and helping us keep our community human.

Weekly Discussion Post

A couple weeks ago I ran a poll asking what changes you’d like implemented and the winner was a weekly pinned discussion post (though a close second was if it ain’t broke don’t fix it lol).

I’ll be posting the first poll to determine the subject of the discussion this weekend and then pinning it Sunday. I think the subjects will be loose starting points but people can yap about whatever is happening with the team or whatever they want in these discussion posts. Kinda want them to have a free flowing group chat vibe idk.

If it works out, great, if not, all good. Just have heard this requested over the years and figured we could give it a shot with the new era and season starting out.

Hit us up if you have any suggestions or questions.

Greggments have such underrated cinematography

Also you shouldn’t be surprised by the Beef Stew video. I made a whole compilation of him spazzing out and fighting people and it wasn’t all “sick badass” moments.

His entire reputation in the league is a mad dog, wildcard, enforcer who start fights over the smallest things. But that’s honestly a needed energy on this team.

You could make some crazy compilations of ZBo, TA, and even next gen guys like Bane and DB doing similar, honestly even pettier things in games.

We all hate Draymond and other enforcers, but when it’s not aimed at us it’s pretty entertaining and sometimes game altering (just hopefully to our benefit).

But I get it if it’s not your taste, you just shouldn’t be surprised.

Welcome to Memphis, Stew. Media Day is tomorrow. Preseason is in 8 days.

I’ve definitely been traumatized by the last 6 years. I’m scared to even make this post out of superstition, but is this the first season in forever that we may enter a season without a catastrophic injury to a core player forcing a season-altering recovery process?

I mean I could be speaking far too soon. Honestly I’m pretty certain we’re going to get a health update around Media Day on Monday or after training camp before the first preseason game, but that could be the PTSD.

I’m hoping drafting a tator tot with a torn ACL will be enough of a sacrifice to satisfy the injury angel of death.

But if it’s not, I’m offering myself as a scape goat, both to the community for potentially jinxing us and to the Basketball Gods in case they’d rather cause injury to me instead of the Grizzlies.

u/TargetGuyJohn can you rewrite it where we actually win a playoff series for once???

AHHHHHHHHHGHGHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

I always read it as Day-Zen

This was during an exhibition game that didn’t matter in any way. He’s that intense and leading the room as a barely 18 year old who hasn’t even played an official game with the team.

The Cam Boozer Era begins in 25 days. You should be beyond hyped.