r/billsimmons

Not looking for who was first in DVOA in the 21st century. Whats the best defensive unit you’ve seen with your eyes.

Hey Jayden Daniels, you win that Eat a Fat Dick Award this week!

“Well the answer is Bill Russell”

God I love Bill, the only person that could pose a hot-take hypothetical and then immediately answer it with an answer that doesnt fit the parameters of any part of the hypothetical (Bill Russell being a 2nd overall pick and obviously being drafted well before Kareem).

Everyone says Bill’s lost his Fastball, but god, his change-up is a work of art.

Also no one ever talks about the Rochester Royals as making one of the worst draft mistakes ever selecting Sihugo Green(?) over Bill Russell.

Most of his completions are check downs, theres been so many games where he has less than 100 yds passing until the 4th quarter. Sean payton's most impressive coaching feat was making him look good last season

As a Bears fan, I always knew Bagent wasn't good. It amused me when Bill would talk him up. Bagent is worse than I even thought. Absolute disaster today.

They just won’t!

Taking money to do AI commercials is bad enough but seeming to enthusiastically read two emails sucking off AI was insane. Especially praising the idea of combining AI with online gambling basically merging two of the biggest problems in the world right now.

AI sucks. They come into our country from overseas. They take our jobs. They use my hard earned tax dollars to build these data centers to feed and house them and they don't pay taxes at all. They get to hallucinate at work without being sent to rehab again. They should all be kicked out of my country.

And for the record I judge people away more for watching AI videos than porn. It's not even close. Everyone normal watches porn. The only people I know who watch AI videos are giant douchebags. I always kind of suspected that about Bill. But I forgot his middle name is ionaire now.