The Immortality Rant.

I hate the idea that William Afton was gunning for immortality and thats why he did everything he did. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. I hate like someone who believes in WillDespise feels about WillCare. I always f*ing hated it! I still do believe that the man is afraid of death, but I don't think Will would have the emotional foresight to try to avoid it. He only realized he was so afraid of death in my mind when he was dying in the Springbonnie suit. I hate no idea why the immortality thing has jumped the shark for me but oh god it does.

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u/Weridlife-56 — 4 days ago

Anyone else has a strong urge to boop Springtrap's snoot?

One time NotRealName NotAtAll said that Springtrap isn't cute and I got mildly offended. Which is funny cause he really shouldn't be cute. Its just for some reason Springtrap (not Scraptrap or Springbonnie) has the most boopable face ever. Like his face is really doglike and those half lidded eyes ugh. Springtrap gives me actual cuteness aggression, I have no earthly idea why.

u/Weridlife-56 — 4 days ago

Mike and CC on Willcare

They are both delusional. (I have interviews written for both Lizzy and Will but I have been having troubles with JSpaint so they have been not made yet. Would you like to see them?)

u/Weridlife-56 — 5 days ago

Glitchtrap, The Red Lake, and UCN

This is slightly shaky but I think its a good theory. At least for my purposes so take it or leave it. So there are two endings to UCN one is the 50/20 ending and the other one is the red lake ending. Now I always thought that both of these "endings" end up the same way with GF aka TOYSNHK aka (for my purposes) Cassidy the 5th MCI kid. They just kinda hop right back onto Will's back. Now for 50/20 I firmly believe that is still the case. Will probably beat 50/20 mode like more than once. Depending on how UCN works Will probably went through the ringer thousands of times. (I have a lot of headcanons about how UCN works but this is not about that.)

But for the red lake I have a different view. Now in HW2 you can see a little drawing of Helpy escaping a fire. And this has been used for both MikeSurvival and GlitchAfton/GlitchBoth theories but right now I'm leaning on the more Will focus. I think sometime before or during Pizza Sim Will placed a chip of some kind of Mimic on it with his own rotten flesh on it and placed it into the little Helpy animatronic in the office. This is probably the thing the that got scanned into Help Wanted.

Lets get back into the red lake. On the shores red lake you can here the screams of Will calling out to Henry and Mike. I thought these screams were like him being tortured in UCN up above some people think its him being tortured in hell down below but I had a brainwave when imagining a WillflawedCare All Around the World by Oasis AMV of all things. What if Will was right in there before us (Cassidy) he drowned himself in the red lake too? What if those screams are Will in the red lake, or at the bottom of it? I mean lots of people who believe in Cassidy in general and believe in CassidyTOYSNHK (like me) believe that the red lake is somehow representative of Cassidy dying in a Springlock failure, who else dies in a Springlock failure? William Afton. Cassidy ignores OMC and drowns herself in the lake to follow Afton. We all know the lake is incredibly deep though and after a while falling Cassidy gets out of range of the other spirits in UCN and the whole thing ends. The spirit follows the flesh and Will and Cass end up clinging to the Mimic chip just in time for Help Wanted.

When Glitchtrap was born into Help Wanted, it was mostly Mimic. Like imagine Glitchtrap as a lollipop with a thick layer of Mimic blanketing a thick angry white hot core made of William and Cassidy. Glitchtrap acts mostly like Will because its was effected by Will's remnant first. You can see what I'm getting at if you look at Glitchtrap's design. The tears and the spit, the weird way it moves, and the way the costume bags and sags. Now I think Burntrap is pure Afton. How? Princess Quest.

I don't think Will was very happy with this arrangement. I think hes the one who says "I always come back. Let me out." And I think that he was the one influencing Vanessa to fix up his like old corpse. In the PQ ending Glitchtrap loses control of Vanessa and Will probably took the opportunity to get back to his old body to which he was probably found by the blob and was pulled right back into some kind of UCN.

Cassidy was the only left and thats why Glitchtrap gives the memory dolls that led to his destruction. She wants to follow Will without the Mimic getting in the way.

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u/Weridlife-56 — 15 days ago

Its Unfinished

If you can't read the text I'm deeply sorry. I tried to make the comic in JSpaint but I have negative skill on trackpad. Its too much, even for a low effort comic like this! (I'm slightly kidding Mike and Will are adorable in this style.)

u/Weridlife-56 — 17 days ago

Even in the fire of hell, He calls out for his Son.

This post mostly inspired by the screaming Will does at the red lake.

u/Weridlife-56 — 18 days ago

GODJEREMY (a theory mostly about the bite of '87)

In the early days of Security Breach, Matpat posted a video that made the bold claim that Gregory is a robot recreation of the Crying Child. It had fairly good evidence but people hated it. Not just because robot kids kinda suck and Matpat gets a bit hung up that idea sometimes (Mikebot/Mikevictim) but also because the argument mostly hinged on the fact that the Crying Child and Gregory look alike. But now with SOTM out we have a new kid named David. And he looks similar to both CC and Gregory. And on top of all of that, CC's name is probably Dave. And because of that (and other factors) GODDAVID was born.

So when we first exposed to the fnaf6 gravestones two of which have familiar names Jeremy and Fritz who where originally the two nightguards of fnaf2 (these names belong to the spirits that possesses Bonnie and Foxy respectably) I didn't think much of it and I'm sure you didn't think much of it either. And when HW1 came out, tape girl mentions a guy named Jeremy who took a paper guillotine to his face presumably to get out of glitchtrap's control. And then when Ruin came out there was the name Jeremy graffitied on the show that Cassie's dad liked and he is heavily implied to be the Bonnie Bully. And HW2 basically confirmed that Cassie's dad is the Bonnie Bully and his name is probably Jeremy. And due to multiple factors (such as the Candy Cadet story about the girl and the witch or even the logic that it would be very weird for two dudes to named the same thing in two direct sequels of each other) I can confidently say that HW1 Jeremy is the Bonnie Bully who is Cassie's dad.

Even with all this information, I may just believe that Scott likes the name Jeremy. Expect for this one detail. Let me list out all the potential Jeremys to see what I'm getting at. The Jeremy of the MCI who as Withered Bonnie gets his face ripped off. Jeremy Fitzgerald who is the most likely victim of the Bite of '87. And the Bonnie Bully who mutilated his face via office supplies. (Who may or may not be JeremyF but honestly I don't think it matters much if he is or not.) I sat on this for a while with theories about why buzzing in my head but no real anchor point for them or even a direction that not just pointing at random connections. But then I found it.

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I misremembered the bite of '83. I thought it was either Foxybro hauling the kid all by himself or was the whole bully group carrying BV like a twisted version of crowdsurfing. But no. Mike and Jeremy are carrying Dave like one would carry a sofa. And CC is facing not his brother but his brother's probable best friend; the kid with the Bonnie Mask. Until Mike flips him over like a pancake and shoves him into Fredbear's mouth of course.

One of the most interesting but sorta pointless mysteries in fnaf is the bite of '87. We know the bite victim is an employee and the biter is either a Foxy (I'm gonna assume Mangle for the foxy in this theory but Withered Foxy works just fine) or Golden Freddy. This is due to a number of factors (like the fnaf 4 teasers, TWB, and the parallels between the two bites etc.) The issue that both work about as well but under GODJEREMY it most likely to be both in a way.

GODJEREMY (As I coined it I only ever seen the name in the wild once after I thought of the name as a joke, and it doesn't have a wiki page) is the theory that the reason why the Jeremys suffer face injuries , (And why the Bite of '87 happens at all) is because CC subconsciously wants revenge on the Bonnie Bully for helping to cause his death. As you see CC still loves his brother despite it all, but he would have no love for Mike's buddies who were nothing but cruel to him. And even worse Mike's behavior to him got worse when they were around. And through the fog of the loop, CC noticed that one Mike's buddies, Jeremy had the audacity to show his face again. Well he hears the phone call on the 6th day about the final birthday party. Jeremy is there exhausted clutching the Freddy Mask. In a flash of CC's agony (or anger or field stuff or maybe just maybe the loop happened in such a way that the two bites lined up in way) Mangle suddenly lurches out and clamps their jaw around Jeremy's head. And as suddenly as it happened it was over. He falls to the ground presumably dead, the toys are scrapped, and the animatronics aren't allowed to walk around during the day anyone. Why Mangle though? The idea is this, CC wanted Jeremy to feel the pain and betrayal of being betrayed by his brother. So a Foxy bite him, because while Fredbear did bite CC in CC's mind it was Foxy who really did it. So the whole thing was a "you get yours thing". (MCI Jeremy gets stuck in the crossfire just for sharing the name. Poor kid.)

Thats all it for the main theory, but let me get back to those tombstones. Jeremy and Fritz. I think that the Fritz tombstone may be showing us that the Fnaf2 nightguard named Fritz has a connection to Foxy. And Fritz is most likely Mike and Mike has a 95% chance of being the foxybro and this is some small supporting evidence for this. The Jeremy grave then was a classic Scott hanging thread that got answered in a big way.

There is also weird connecting treads between Foxy and Bonnie. Like how in the clickteam era we only ever play as characters that repesasant Foxy or Bonnie. (Even if you count TWB.) Or how Foxy or Bonnie share the same stage in UCN. Or how both of them are missing from SB. I'll will probably make a Foxy post about this stuff or maybe posts for all of the core4 and their associations. Hope this post makes you think about this sort of stuff even if you disagree. Cheers!

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u/Weridlife-56 — 23 days ago

Some Low-Stakes Theories I Fully Believe For in Now

Phone Guy possesses the phone if not fully then partially, that is why the night five phone call is like that. (Plus Ralph was the dude the week before us, it's really weird to me if he isn’t but whatever.)

Mike and Will are “alive” after their “deaths”. Springtrap could eat if he wanted to, he just doesn’t. (As far as we can see) Mike doesn’t heal fully from being scooped but he got all his organs back. A side theory from this is that the two are constantly growing back their organs which may explain why Scraptrap looks like that. (maybe) Basically all that I’m saying is that if you cut them they’ll bleed and they both smell like rotting corpses. I mean Scraptrap does have a heartbeat.

Springtrap is more feral than Scraptrap. There is a lot of evidence for this actually. First, Springtrap doesn’t speak. Secondly, Springtrap has been isolated from the outside world for like 20-30 years, anyone would go loopy after that. Thirdly, Scraptrap is called “William Afton” in game, so yeah.

The Glamrocks' personalities are stored in their shells not their endos and that’s how Glamrock Bonnie could be killed. 

The reason why UCN happens is because the Vengeful Spirit knew that Will would probably come back after the pizza sim fire and they felt like they had no choice but to keep him pinned down. There is a high likelihood that fire doesn’t work on remnant and the Vengeful Spirit knows that Afton has been burned before.

The salvage animatronics probably killed a good chunk of people before Pizza Sim. I mean Will and Puppet were out after fnaf 3 and Ennard was in the storm drain even earlier than that after Sister Location. The only one that may have not killed anyone was the puppet. (Charlie does have murderous tendencies though I won’t deny that.)

Not that most of this would get confirmed or even unconfirmed but I really don’t care. These are the kinds of theories that make fnaf fun!

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u/Weridlife-56 — 1 month ago

My Personal Death Timeline

(First death only and we are including the bit of '87 even though Jeremy Fitzgerald survives the bite. This is under the assumption that he is vegetable after the bite and is therefore as dead as Mike and Will in a way. Jeremy is braindead and the Afton men are bodydead.)

Fiona Murry

David Murry

Rando Starving Guy in the Moon Basement?

Edwin Murry

Unknown amount of Faztechs (Arnold depending on the ending)

The Crying Child

Charlie

Elizabeth

Suzie

Jeremy1, Gabe, Fritz

Cassidy

The DCI

Jeremy2

Purple Guy

Unknown amount of security guards

Phone Guy

The 2 sister location techs

Micheal Afton

The dude Scrapbaby Murked at the start of pizzasim

Henry Emily

Jeremy 3 (maybe)

unknown amount of randos at the pizzaplex

Glamrock Bonnie

Bonnie Bully (Who may or may not be Jeremy 3)

This is not counting deaths that probably did happen but we have no proof of like the kills that the pizzasim animatronics done on the street or springlock failures.

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u/Weridlife-56 — 1 month ago