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Featuring their ocs, Hup Hob and Badonk in a nice romantic night out at the generator.

+ a failed sketch
https://www.reddit.com/r/SPACEKING/comments/1vssrn1/filthy_alien_scum/

Thanks u/JazzMantis for creating the original concept.

And now onto the lore...

The Twinkees are xeno scum that are WEAK AND DANGLY AND TOO FAST! I wouldn't be writing about them if I didn't have to for high command *sigh* BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT, and IT'S ME! Know your enemy, bla bla bla. Anyways, here's what I know about the stupid Twinkees.

They're all nature-loving idiots that value the lesser half of their xenos scum race too much! They allow them to charge into battle, when women are meant to produce more pyschowarriors instead of risking their bodies for battle! SPACE KING, KILL THOSE XENOS! They're also pointy eared and delicately framed, bla bla bla. Standard twinky-looking xenos species. Maybe they can't tell one another apart in the sex department, and so that's why they send their women into battle? HAH.

The specimen depicted in the first image is a "Screeching harpy" and despite it's VOLUPTOUS feminine appearance and its rather large breastplates, all of them captured have been male. It's kind of h- WHY ARE WE WASTING TIME ON CAPTURING THEM!!!!??? There are more of these so called costume warriors, like "Slithering Snakes" and "Fading Falcons", all specialised to a different role on the battlefield. Pfeh, why do they need different roles? Ahh, xenos scum.

The second image, though incomplete because of our imaginator's boredom, depicts a standard troop of the STUPID TWINKEES leaping. Even the weak ones are fast. Fuck this SHIT RIGHT IN THE DICK. We've been fighting them one one of their stupid homeworlds and they just WONT DIE! The moment we get a hit on those stupid twinkees, they run away and kill 10 more of our pyschowarriors. Some of my guys have died of boredom, fighting those morons over and over again!

Whatever, I'm bored. Suck it, high command, have my report now. I don't want to fight or think of those pointy eared pains in the asses anymore.

- Signed, Ryam the Imaginator.

His name is Chad. Hope I can expand on him... sometime.

IDK how to tag them, but they're transfers. Enjoy. Linked how to make custom transfers below.
https://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/how_to_make_custom_waterslide_decals

Could be fun to gauge some things for planned homebrew lore. Also, if they have a rivalry, explain why.