▲ 6 r/Malaphors
You can't have your cake if you burn the birthday candle at both ends and eat it too.
You can't have your cake and eat it too
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You can't burn the candle at both ends
u/WithrBlistrBurn-Peel — 4 days ago
▲ 2 r/Malaphors
A cat has more than one way to skin an apple a day, which keeps the doctor away from an ounce of prevention because he'd rather sell you a pound of cure.
There's more than one way to skin a cat
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An Apple a day, keeps the doctor away
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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure
u/WithrBlistrBurn-Peel — 5 days ago
▲ 8 r/Malaphors
Don't put the car before the gift horse until you look it in the mouth.
Don't put the cart in front of the horse
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Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
u/WithrBlistrBurn-Peel — 5 days ago
▲ 15 r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "So went to the past if a parallel Earth and killed Christopher Columbus as a child and... The results were a WHOLE LOT weirder and more bizarre than we could have imagined."
reddit.comu/WithrBlistrBurn-Peel — 14 days ago