r/Malaphors

Just a borked version of "when one door closes, another door opens"

You can't polish a turd, until the cows come home

Alternatively you don’t know you ass from Shinola

Blend of "Does a bear shit in the woods?" And "Is the Pope Catholic?"

The cup is half full + Burn the bridge when we get to it

Good day all,

There has been a recent influx of reposts from r/Blanks, which does not fit in the spirit or aim of this Subreddit.

I have sent a modmail to their mods, to see what the cause is, but there are also now some restrictions in place to help prevent those posts from getting approved.

Please continue to report them, and I will continue to remove them and tighten up the restrictions until they stop. It's only basic rocket science.

When it rains it pours
When in Rome, do as the Romans do

Once bitten and _____.

I can't fix stupid, but I can _____.

Don't put the cart in front of the horse

+

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

This is absolutely _____ _____ _____.

Kill two birds with one stone + a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

Fortune favours the bold

Combines bite the dust and don’t bite the hand that feeds you

• There is no I in "team".
• I before E except after C.

_____ speaks louder than words.

Give a Man a Fish, and You Feed Him for a Day. Teach a Man To Fish, and You Feed Him for a Lifetime + Bite the hand that feeds you.

It takes a village to raise a child + your village is looking for its idiot

Wordplay on getting all your ducks in a rows.

Combo of “perception is everything” and “possession is 9/10ths of the law”

I used this just this morning when someone angry claimed “I wasn’t yelling!”