Oswald went to the beauty spa to prepare for his first date in twenty years. He was not a fan.
u/YawningBagpuss — 20 days ago
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Last year Joan was stuck in the closet. Now she’s celebrating her 50th birthday by belting out “Pink Pony Club” with the girls.
u/YawningBagpuss — 30 days ago
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Pete went clubbing in the hope of meeting a new lady. He soon realised he was too old for the normal crowd. Perhaps he should try a bingo club?
u/YawningBagpuss — 1 month ago
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Phil can’t believe that he’s back living with his parents and sharing a room with his brother. If only Paula would take him back…
u/YawningBagpuss — 1 month ago
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Samuel had lost his wife, his freedom, and his dignity. Maybe it was time for therapy.
u/YawningBagpuss — 1 month ago
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Kevin coped with his divorce by becoming a goth and changing his name to Lestat
u/YawningBagpuss — 1 month ago
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Percy joined his local football team after noticing girls going crazy over the World Cup players. Unfortunately he ended up stuck on the bench.
u/YawningBagpuss — 1 month ago
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Harold’s ex would mock his moustache and passion for the ukulele. Now that he’s single he is embracing the hipster lifestyle.
u/YawningBagpuss — 1 month ago
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Colin wanted to recreate the Lady & The Tramp scene with Beryl. He’s not sure a carrot is as romantic as spaghetti though.
u/YawningBagpuss — 2 months ago
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Percy thought his breakdancing routine would impress the girls. He was wrong.
u/YawningBagpuss — 2 months ago
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Sir Edward was used to maintaining a stiff upper lip. Maybe Felicity’s public displays of affection would finally melt his heart.
u/YawningBagpuss — 2 months ago
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Steve browsed the dating agency’s catalogue and wondered which lovely lady he should choose.
u/YawningBagpuss — 2 months ago
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Sally had been looking forward to her dinner date until Sid ate all her chips.
u/YawningBagpuss — 2 months ago
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Gerald was nervous about re-entering the dating scene, but his oldest pal was there to support him.
u/YawningBagpuss — 2 months ago
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Newly single Sid had been excited about a night on the town. He soon realised hangovers are brutal when you’re middle-aged.
u/YawningBagpuss — 3 months ago
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Edward felt sexy and sophisticated in his new toupee, but then someone told him he looked like Trump.
u/YawningBagpuss — 3 months ago
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Henry worried his new Tinder photo made him look fat. He was worried he was too old for this online dating lark.
u/YawningBagpuss — 3 months ago
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Tamara was gleefully spending her alimony on designer clothes. And the fancy hat meant she couldn’t see her ex’s angry expression.
u/YawningBagpuss — 3 months ago
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Steve regretted spying on his ex and her new man. He thought, “how do you even get in that position?”.
u/YawningBagpuss — 3 months ago
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Carl spent so long talking about himself that he didn’t notice he’d been chatting up a statue.
u/YawningBagpuss — 3 months ago