u/Youaydee

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Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

A man walks into a doctor's office with a strawberry growing out of the top of his head.

The doctor looks at him, completely shocked, and says, "Oh my goodness, that looks terrible!"

The man sighs and replies, "I know, doc. And the worst part is, this is just the tip of the iceberg."

because he was outstanding in his field...

A proud father is sitting at the kitchen table, reading the newspaper, when his son walks in looking incredibly stressed.

"Dad," the son says, "I have a huge problem. I’m supposed to write a massive report for my history class, but I can't find anything to write about."

The dad looks up, taps his chin thoughtfully, and says, "Well, son, have you considered writing about the invention of the shovel?"

The son blinks, completely confused. "The shovel? Why on earth would I write an entire history report about a shovel?"

The dad grins, leans forward, and says:

"Because it was a groundbreaking invention!"

everyone has a certain someone they know when it comes to being the main character when the convo aint even about em, like people be talking about anyone or anything and they just try to fit in and be the main character.

the best part is when they actually become the main character when everyone calls them out