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Analyzing the Breath of Certain Characters.

ok so there are many characters of television, shows, movies, variuos media properties, and things you can watch on streming services. we all know and love one of these -- The Soprano.

so i have make a small slide show of various characters and their characteristics traits for their breath -- timeless scale of Stench, Humidity, Elegance, and Exhale Strength.

this is only an introduction, preliminary first pass -- if you are enjoying these images of classic Soprano character people, I will make a sequel. ok

u/Yucyon — 2 hours ago

Analyzing the Breath of Many Different Characters

oh yes so we all know about many good characters that were written and dreamed into video games by that video games studio we all know and love because we play their games every day -- Friend Software. ok so I have done an analysis of the many characteristics traits and attributes of some of the characters and their breath. we are using the classic, timeless, undefeated scale which has four characteristic traits -- Stench, Humidity, Elegance, Exhale Strength -- to measure many of these characters and their breath. i will hope that you enjoy this. ok

u/Yucyon — 8 hours ago

Orbeck of Vinheim is so babygirl for dying in a position where we can lick the glowing white goo out of his lap. I like to dunk my head in wax in the Archives and then stand by his corpse and pretend that the goo is all over my head. Ok

u/Yucyon — 5 days ago

i have jury duty today (I'm on lunch break (I'm a girl btw)). what DS3 consumables would be best if I want to make Orbeck lactate? I wish to drink from him.

u/Yucyon — 6 days ago

i have jury duty today (I'm on lunch break (I'm a girl btw)). had to go the COURT house. just like the Court of Owls, right? right?

u/Yucyon — 6 days ago

So whose Pickled Pee and Plump Rum is this crow going to give me? Is it from Orbeck of Vinheim? Can you also get Orbeck's hair and sweat from the crow?

u/Yucyon — 10 days ago

did we all move on too fast from Juckle and his crazy hanburger? yes. he needed our support and we let him down. do better.

u/Yucyon — 10 days ago

Are Souls games just John-slop?

Think about it. So many of the characters can be reduced into archetypal "Johns".

Champion Gundyr? That's John Karate.

Miquella? John Baby.

Astel? John Bug.

Midir? John Dragon!

Aldia? John Nerd.

Radahn? John Chad.

Capra Demon? John Bastard and his two John-Dogs.

Literally created by John Michaelzaki himself. It's Johnslop all the way down.

u/Yucyon — 18 days ago

Encountering the Singing Grandma and her chorus of li'l freaks was such an emotional moment for me. It broke my heart to Giant's Hunt her to death

u/Yucyon — 24 days ago

Does anyone else mute themselves on Zoom meetings when they have to fart? I girl-goon to Gwnydolin btw

u/Yucyon — 25 days ago

Facebook refuses to do anything about the blatant sadistic torture videos of "Mr. Yellow Gloves"

It's no secret that you can find monkey abuse content on Facebook.

This is especially bad, however. This Facebook page has numerous videos of monkeys being openly, unambiguously choked, slapped, bloodied, rubbed in the eyes with chilies, and kept in deplorable conditions. One video displays a monkey kept in a cage next to his own severed tail.

I'm not posting any images or stills from these sick fucking snuff films. But I'm so fucking angry that Facebook is now allowing SUCH deplorable content to be shown with dozens of sadists in the comments cheering it on.

u/Yucyon — 29 days ago
▲ 124 r/PetPeeves

When people refuse to eat leftovers for dinner the next day

I know that there's a million legitimate reasons why people might not want to eat leftovers the day after the food is cooked. I'm not here to judge anyone or shame anyone.

But it does irk me. It's so convenient and economical. I make-a da yummy spaghetti one night, I get excited to eat it the next. And maybe even the next after that! I know that some people need the variety. I get that. But it would make my life sooooo much easier if everyone was exactly like me in this regard.

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u/Yucyon — 1 month ago

No biggie, just Missty Flower Monkeys terrorizing her three captives with a toy snake.

Tania Sanchez, AKA Missty Flower Monkeys, discovers that some toddlers left a toy snake in her monkey's "playroom" (a garish, overstimulating nightmare for a capuchin). Her husband goes to remove it but she tells him to leave it, presumably because the capuchins' reaction is amusing to her.

([EDIT] -- forgive the level of attention I paid to the dialogue, I believe it wasn't toddlers who left the snake, it was Tania! she did it intentionally to "desensitize" them at the advice of a friend. what a great monkey mama you are, Tania! great job, very cool)

In this revealing video, we can see Toby and Russell, 15 and 14 years old respectively, compulsively rocking back and forth while clutching pillows/stuffed animals -- insanely clear indicators that these monkeys are stressed and not receiving proper enrichment.

Oh, I'm sorry, they do have a small outdoor, poolside enclosure where they put the monkeys for a "few hours a day". Nothing completes the experience of being a McMansion owner in Florida like having terrified captive exotic animals on your property.

These are capuchins who are kept in baby clothes and diapers practically 24/7 with no access to species-appropriate enrichment, taken to Home Depot regularly which must be a sensory nightmare for them, and have cameras in their faces all the time.

The fact that, as far as I can see (and I could be wrong), they aren't in as horrible shape as Monkey Boo is a miracle.

The human thing to do in this video would be to remove the stressor and tend to the monkeys' health rather than act amused at their concerned reaction. A considerate individual would realize that for a South American primate like a capuchin, snakes are an omnipresent danger that likely trigger deep instincts of fear and concern. But monkey owners seem to, unequivocally, be terrible people unconcerned with the health of the animals. Hats off to you and your tortured captives, Tania -- maybe your daughter, who you portray as the "sister" of these monkeys, can maliciously tease these beautiful animals some more, like the video in which she pokes Angelika in the head with a pen and then blames her for having a "tantrum" (terror response).

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u/Yucyon — 1 month ago

Missty Flower Monkeys and her extremely stressed, overweight capuchins.

Was just made aware of this horrible woman in her McMansion with her three captive capuchins -- Toby, Angelika, and Russel.

All three monkeys exhibit severe signs of stress -- stereotypical rocking, self-holding, constant submission gestures, self-biting. They wear diapers and human clothes 24/7. They're brought around human babies and small human children, and they live with THREE DOGS.

Unless I'm severely mistaken about capuchin health, all three of them are quite overweight.

The absolute arrogance that this insane, evil woman can steal these creatures and infantilize them and terrorize them for their entire fucking lives. Primate owners are a special breed of evil.

u/Yucyon — 2 months ago

In S4E16 "Murder Through The Looking Glass", Jessica returns to her hotel room to find this. I can't stop laughing at "Mister Beer"

u/Yucyon — 2 months ago