I'd rather not spend literal days going through vast music libraries and sorting them into the various moods or mix playlists I'm likely to listen to (basically I should use spotify) but I want a dedicated MP3 player that I can take along with me that preferably also has Bluetooth capability.
What are my options?
More to the point, where the hell do i find a spot like that locally. Theres so few green spaces that aren't just small parks filled with dog crap that half the owners don't pick up, that my only options for anything like this require me to drive to where everyone else goes for walks and stuff.
I just want a whimsical spot under a tree on a hill to chil out and read or daydream.
I suppose I'm venting more than anything, but genuinely, if anyone knows any good spots in the midlands of the UK that satisfies whimsy and is no more than a mile or two from somewhere to park, comment the what 3 words location.
I dont mind reading in cafes if I must, but the vibe has to be right, and most places, especially coffee chains like Starbucks and Costa, dont pass the vibe check.
This is pretty embarrassing, but I think i dont wipe my butt correctly. I get lucky sometimes and have a no wipe needed poop but more often than not, I'm stuck in the toilet endlessly wiping a brown marker. Obviously, it's not an area the average person can see, so unless you are super flexible or have a mirror handy, you are going in blind.
I dont know if this is just me. I'm embarrassed to approach my wife with it, and she's rescued me when I shat myself before (another story involving bad milk).
Obviously, the mechanics of it all seem pretty simple, wipe front to back between the crack until the tissue is clean, so why does it take so long, and why does it always seem like I've missed some.
To add to the embarrassment, I regularly have to gauge whether 1 flush will be enough or will I have to flush multiple times to avoid clogging the toilet.