u/Zhevaro

Dear Mr John Gathering, please do not unban this card in historic. Just imagine the absolute trauma and destruction it would bring to the format. People could play it around T4 or T5 and basically get an extra land for free.

What can a Boros energy deck do against this deck? nothing. They maybe have 10 Cats 8 one drops and a [[goblin bombardment]] backup but once you resolve that [[time warp]] they will scoop regardless of the boardstate because the card is not fun to play against.

All these thoughtseizes from jund players would break the moment they see the combo in their opponents hand. "A [[howling mine]]? what a newbie" the jund ascendend thinks to himself. Next turn, another thoughtseize what does he see? a TIME WARP. He has no choice he has to concede. THE WARP COMMANDS IT THE WARP DEMANDS IT

The ninja player drops a [[Hydroponics Architect]] turn one, draws 19 cards via chaining fetchlands into another but once the [[Dictate of Kruphix]] hits the battlefield its OVER

The Ruby storm analyst drops 4 [[Manamorphose]] turn 2? only one [[remand]] and he questions his life choices.

I know Time Warp was banned because of the sins of [[Velomachus Lorehold]]. Back then playing 3 mountains + 1 dwarven mine into a 4mana sorcery to get velomachus onto the battlefield with 8 time warp effects in the deck was just tooooooo strong. Nowadays enemies would just report you for being special.

BUT DONT LET THAT FOOL YOU. UNBANNING TIME WARP WOULD MEAN ARENA RELEASES QUADRUPPEL SLEEVES¹ FOR YOUR DECKS

Thank your matter attention this to you for

>!man i just want to play taking turns. But all options are either banned [[Nexus of fate]] or just so expensive that they wouldnt even see play in standard. I mean we dont even have miracle [[Temporal Mastery]] to do shit. The deck is underpowered but very fun (for me hehe)!<

>!also if we are here anyway please release [[Isochron Scepter]] so i can chain the big baddie with it. you know which one. !<

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So you want to play standard, eh? Some folk my say the meta is boring but i present to you 4 different decks so unique and diverse that every game feels like another deck. Also you will encounter everyone playing the same decks so you can learn from them. Its a win win for everyone except those dirty mono green apes.