u/Zippokovich

The portion sizes at this ape-run place are out of control. I'm trying to stay trim for my two girlfriends

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The portion sizes at this ape-run place are out of control. I'm trying to stay trim for my two girlfriends

u/Zippokovich — 5 hours ago

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Bee expert here

https://x.com/i/status/2054946221379506514

u/Aynshtaynn — 8 days ago

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My manicurist is very thorough, but he also peed on me... How much do I tip?

u/Zippokovich — 9 days ago

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Hare trying to "rescue" its buddy

u/Capnmolasses — 10 days ago

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Ape's cannot appreciate my artistic vision

u/Zippokovich — 13 days ago

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Good guy, wank, good guy

u/Zippokovich — 13 days ago

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This fucker

-the cigarette was taken from him 1 second after this photo, dont worry-

Also no i do NOT smoke around my babies, literally just put the box down for one second and this rascal decided he wants to be like me i guess 😭😭
Just thought the photo was too hilarious not to share

u/CountDreadelicious — 15 days ago

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u/WhyNot420_69 — 25 days ago

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Helping a bee in need. Accidently got into the path of my son's baseball throw.

If any other tips, please let us know

u/Joethedino — 23 days ago