I marked as NSFW because this is some sick, twisted, and fucked up shit. I can’t believe my Goddamn eyes when I saw this.
And in 2026 too, what is wrong with people? What type of sick and fucked in the head individual is positive about Star Wars or supportive of others views of the franchise.
What a bunch of sick freaks! Liking Star Wars and saying good things about it and the fandom.
I’m seeing too many posts calling proper customs “knockoffs” or ”bootlegs” or “overpriced, over designed characters no wants” and I’m getting sick of it. So I made this handy dandy picture guide so you (yes, you) can tell the difference. This guide is so good, I don’t gotta explain shit to you.
Now if you excuse me I’m going to go stroke my ego about paying more for a minifigure than what entire sets cost!
So I was doing my normal manly thing of reading up about Kay from Star Wars outlaws because she’s so cool, and when I went to search her “Union” came up on the trending search. I know we make fun of the Star Wars fanbase for being illiterate and all, but really? They have to look up “Union”. Don’t they know what that word means, or how the 1999 novel ”Union” was about Luke and Mara hooking up (worst pairing IMO, Luke/Oola is so much better).
I swear this fanbase is so weird.
I’m so sick and tired of John LEGO always doing humans and “main characters“. Oh look, it’s Rey in her awesome Island Adventures look. Oh joy, Luke in the yellow jacket. And don’t get me started on the damn Clones. Oh look it’s Captain SexMaster of the 67th Penetrating Sigma Corps. John LEGO, no one wants these! We want Glurp Shittos! Give me the jackasses who appeared during one second of screen time! A movie accurate Anakin? WHO CARES! Give me that one Twi’lek who appeared on Toshara in Star Wars Outlaws that doesn’t have a name (you know the one). That’s what the fans really want. Not these “my family got hit hard by 2008” Captain Rexes.
When will John LEGO finally give the fans what they want? And I should know, because I want these, so therefore it only makes sense that everyone else does!
I’m not saying a Fumo based on a ship would cheat at a game about pirate ships, but constantly rolling 2+ is suspicious to me.
Edit: ah crap, minor spelling mistake in the title.
Don’t you love those customs with details that no one cares about and cost a lot because of how “unIQUe” they look. We get it, you have a UV printer and free will. And don’t even get me started on the overmolded customs. Who even likes those?
My flair? *WWWHHHHAAAATTT*, I don’t own dozens of customs and am making fun of myself. Why would you think that?