u/Zurdok_

bueno todavia queda españa, ya ni hablar de la vergüenza de uruguay

Meme nada que ver por q me la pelan todos ustedes (na ntc los quiero mucho a mis niños preciosos)

Pero bueno como dice en el titulo, cual prefieren? Yo la vdd soy un pirata desde hace como un año cuando descubrí de un sitio llamado Huru TV (que ya lamentablemente lo cerraron, entonces ahora uso flixibaba que la recomiendo mucho si quieren piratear este ni te abre sitios sospechosos) y la neta lo prefiero mucho más que el streaming por q 1. Es gratis, y 2. No te limita a lo que puedes ver, a diferencia a HBO Max o Netflix que tienen una selección de contenido limitada. Lo único malo que le veo a la piratería es el riesgo de malware, pero la vdd con que no seas pendejo y no le piques a los anuncios que dicen “viejas culonas solteras a 5 minutos” te lo puedes evitar, pero no c, que dicen ustedes chamacos?

Me encontré esta camisa pedorra de México en Walmart xd (les faltó el acento los pinches pochos)

es god 🥹

mods for the love of god if you delete my post again without an excuse i will do absolutely nothing and cry on the floor because this took hours to make

#CaboVerde26

also the templete forgot "Who violently murdered Simon S. Salty" which i would put as a really good episode

Yo la verdad no me veo con pareja en el futuro, no porque no pueda sino porque no me da la gana, yo pienso que todo eso del amor y la madre está chido pero yo de grande me quiero mudar a una cabaña que esté al lado de un río en medio de un bosque en una reserva natural con un chingo de animales, y poder estudiarlos todos los días como zoólogo, y pos la verdad ese es el futuro que no quiero y ya si tengo esposo/esposa pos no me interesa mucho. Ya me gradué de mi primer año de prepa y a esta etapa es cuando todos a mi alrededor ya empiezan a conseguir novia pero es que la verdad es que las personas en esa escuela me caen de la verga y yo soy una persona que prefiere estar solo, no un fracasado total que no toca pasto (esta foto de un ciervo la tomé yo para que vean eso xd) si no que soy una persona introvertida que prefiere estar solo, pero supongo que la mayoría no entiende eso y nomas piensan que eres un fracasado que no puede ligarse ni a una ardilla

This tierlist takes into account a few factors:

Rarity (lower rarity brawlers are usually used more often)

Class (Assasins and Controllers are very common to see meanwhile Supports and Snipers are rarer)

How easy they are to use (brawlers like edgar who are really easy to master are more likely to be used)

How recently they where added (Very old brawlers and very new brawlers are a lot of the times the most used brawlers)

How often i see them used (Since i am 60k total trophies and mythic in ranked i am in about the middle ground of skill level, which is perfect for seeing what brawlers appear mostly)

How good these brawlers are (When doug was F tier he wouldn't have been an NPC brawler, but ever since he moved up the meta he became kind of an NPC brawler, so this factor is important)

I am NOT taking into account the fandom, because the fandom is a lowd minority of the player base, and brawlers like Chester, Otis, Janet, etc are npc brawlers in the fandom, meanwhile brawlers like Edgar actually would be considered non-NPC in the fandom

FUCK THE WORLD I WANT TITANOSAURUS IN THE GOD DAMN GAME

this roster is more similar to godzilla unleashed than godzilla melee but thats the kind of roster i want in the remaster anyways

Brawl Talk: The death of Ultra Legendaries and the Starr Road?! (A brawl Talk concept)

Please excuse any grammatical errors as English isn't my best language, this took a lot of time so feedback is appreciated, i doubt a future brawl Talk will come close to this concept but this was just a fun project of what I would do if I could control what was included in the next brawl Talk, i also made a script if any of you want to read it but the images also give all the information that the script does, i just did the script for fun

**It’s BRAWL TALK!!!**

Marzio: Meet Carib, a robotic Piranha whose only goal is to terrorize the visitors of Starr Park

AJ: And Coco! A prankster who disguises herself as a coconut to hide in trees

Dani: Ultra Legendaries are disappearing?! Along with the starr road

\*insert brawl talk segway\*

Marzio: Dani, i think i have something biting my butt, i cant seem to take it off

Dani: Let me see…oh, its just the newest brawler, Carib!

AJ: Carib if the first new exotic brawler! (more on that later) he is the second member of the Aquarium trio, if it weren’t for Glowy, Carib would be terrorizing star parks guests, as part of the robotic fish army

Marzio: His main attack consists of a cone shaped bite that deals more damage to targets if they are closer to carib when he attacks

Dani: His trident is what makes him powerful though, his super places his trident on the ground for an extended period of time, and any enemy attacks that go near his trident get attracted towards it

Marzio: Carib is also getting released with his HYPERCHARGE!!!!

AJ: His hypercharge makes the area of effect of his super slightly bigger, and also makes enemy brawlers that walk near his trident get slowly pulled towards it

Dani: Carib will be released in July!

\*insert another brawl talk segway\*

\*insert aj and marzio playing with a coconut, then they throw it too far and his dani by accident\*

Marzio: Dani nooooo!

Dani: \*groans in portuguese\*

AJ: Our next brawler is Coco! part of the new oasis trio, Coco is a prankster who hides in trees disguising herself as a coconut, only for her to surprise unsuspecting passerbies with her coconut bombs

Dani: Coco’s main attack is a single coconut bomb, that when thrown also rolls a little further, and after a short period of time the coconut bomb explodes, dealing damage to enemies close to the explosion
Marzio: But with her super, she summons a giant palm tree that fires 5 consecutive coconuts at random points near the palm tree, along with dealing damage, the coconuts from her super also leave a milk puddle on the ground, that causes enemies to slip if touched

AJ: And she will also be released with her hyper-

\*marzio pushes aj offscreen\*

Marzio: HYPERCHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!

Dani: With her hypercharge, Coco’s super throws two more coconut bombs, and stuns enemies that are unlucky enough to get directly hit by them

\*aj walks back onscreen while walking dizzy\*

AJ: Anyways, Coco will be the brawler of August!

\*insert crazy brawl talk segway\*

Marzio: Noooo, not my precious kaze, you can’t take her away from me!

AJ: And Sirius! he is already hurt enough

Dani: Don’t worry you guys, these brawlers will stay the same, their rarity is gone though, with the new Exotic rarity!

AJ: This rarity will replace ultra legendaries, but instead of being a rarity above legendary, it will serve as a rarity between epic and mythic, to allow for more balance in the rarity spread of the brawler roster

Marzio: Along with this change, a lot of brawlers will be receiving rarity changes, some will be upgrades and others…sadly downgrades

Dani: And the Starr Road is now dead! but don’t worry, because now we have the Starr Shop!

AJ: Now instead of credits being a currency that gets immediately consumed, they will become a proper currency that can be saved to buy brawlers on the Starr Shop! In the starr shop, instead of having a road decide what brawlers you can unlock, you will have a selection of brawlers to buy whichever brawler you want and in whatever order you please

Marzio: for newer players, they will have a smaller random selection of brawlers they can buy in the starr shop, but as they progress in total amount of trophies, they will also be able to get a larger selection of brawlers in the starr shop

Dani: You will be able to unlock all brawlers from the starr shop by the time you reach 40,000 total trophies, this change will also allow older players to store their credits for if they want to upgrade their fame, or if they want to wait for the next brawler to arrive
Marzio: This does mean that you will be getting less credits from other sources besides the brawl pass once you have all brawlers, but you should still be unlocking every brawler at the same pace as before

AJ: The starr shop will not affect other ways to unlock brawlers however, like the trophy road, brawler keys, starr drops, etc

\*insert super epic brawl talk segway… again\*

Marzio: Alright but where are the skins

\*insert dani with a piper cosplay showing off his thighs\*

Dani: You mean this beautiful skin?

Marzio: No! i mean the brawler skins

\*insert heartbroken dani\*

AJ: First, we have the aztec mythology inspired skins of the Ancient Tales theme!

Dani: For the brawl pass you will have Quetzalcoatl Doug, along with its chromas Borgia Quetzalcoatl Doug and Laud Quetzalcoatl Doug

Marzio: And the second brawl pass skin will be his mortal enemy, Tezcatlipoca Sandy! with its chroma variants Borgia Tezcatlipoca sandy and Turquoise Tezcatlipoca Sandy, these skins will all be available with skin keys that can be unlocked with the brawl pass plus!

AJ: Next we have Huitzilopochtli Bo, who becomes a Hummingbird god of the sun, Cipactli Sam, a monster from the depths of the sea’s, Tlaloc Griff, God of rain and rainstorms, and Xipe Totec najia, Goddess of War. Why did you guys make me say these names

Marzio: It’s fun to see you struggle off camera

Dani: But we also the summer skins of the Beach Time Season!

AJ: Chester is now all ready to go torment people at the beach with waterguns with Beach Chester, and lets not forget its chroma variants Beach Prankster Chester and Beachgoer Chester, these will all be skins in the brawl pass

Marzio: But riding the waves with his shark will be Shark Rider Draco, with Tiger-Shark Rider Draco as one of its chroma variations, and Mako-Shark Rider Draco as the other, these skins will also be for the brawl pass

Dani: And we can’t forget the rest of the skins, like Sea Turtle Glowy! who uses his disguise to get close to the sea turtles on the beach, Coconut Bolt, a giant coconut ready to crash into all the people littering at the beach, Palm Tree Ash, who is just trying to relax at the beach, so he hides from other brawlers with his palm tree disguise, and Hula Dancer Charlie, with her calming dance shows that are just a distraction to rob you of your money

Marzio: But we are not done yet, we are also having a skin collab with Chainsaw Man! A Chainsaw Man skin for Lily, a Makima skin for Lumi, a Katana Man skin for Kenji, a Yoru skin for Mandy, and a Reze skin for Max, these will all be skins available a little bit after the update

Dani: Next we have the skins of the most recent Supercell Make! first is Skeleton Hunter Alli by GeckoArt, Jormungand Doug by Abyss Lookout, Twilight Queen Lily by Frankyyy, Ghostly Griff by Vitaliy (MGT), and Retro Kit by Lelezitoss

AJ: But that’s not all! We still have the new zodiac theme skins! Which include Taurus Darryl, Libra Piper, Pisces Larry & Lawrie, and Sagittarius Angelo

\*EPIC FUCKING BRAWL TALK SEGWAY RAAAAA\*

Dani: Before we get into the new buffies, we must mention another change that is coming. Now brawlers will only be able to equip one buffy at a time, this is so that they don’t overpower brawlers without buffies too much and it also allows the buffy experience to be more customizable for each player

AJ: With that out of the way, lets introduce the new buffies for this update, the buffies for the Starrcade Trio, 8-bit’s Extra Credits when buffied now steals 0.5% of ammo for each projectile that hits an enemy, Cheat Cartridge when buffied now gives 8-bit a 2000hp shield when he teleports back to his porter, Boosted Booster when buffied now increases the projectile speed of him and his allies when they are inside the range of the porter, Plugged In when buffied now slows down enemies who get into the range of the porter, and 8-bits hyper buffy makes his main attacks fire at 4 different directions around him

Marzio: Next we have Rico, his Multiball Launcher when buffied now slows down enemies when hit, the more balls that hit them the longer they get slowed, Bouncy Castle got a rework, now it blasts waves of bouncy balls in all directions that heal him and his allies 240hp per ball that hits them, when buffied this gadget also gives Rico a small speed boost, Super Bouncy when buffied increases the projectile speed of both Rico’s main attack and super when they bounce off a wall for the first time, Robot Retreat when buffied also gives Rico 20% damage reduction shield when his hp falls below 25%, and Rico’s hyper buffy makes the range of his main attack increase when it bounces off walls

Dani: And last but not least, Brock, his Rocket Laces when buffied leaves a small puddle of fire where he jumped from and where he lands, Rocket Fuel when buffied knocks back enemies that are hit by the attack, More Rockets when buffied increases the projectile speed of his super, Rocket No. 4 when buffied increases the reload speed of Brock, and Brock’s hyper buffy makes his main attacks leave a trail of fire behind them

\*sigh, more brawl talk segways\*

AJ: We have two new game modes, starting with Devil Hunting, this game mode will go along with the upcoming Chainsaw Man collab, in this game mode you will play as Chainsaw Man Lily trying to defeat wave after wave of devils, each wave getting stronger, the goal is to survive as long as possible without getting killed, the longer you survive the more you will get rewarded

Dani: And now we are finally getting a hide and seek game mode in brawl stars! In this game mode one player will play as the seeker and 5 other players will play as the hiders, the seeker has to hit the hiders with their main attack at least once to eliminate them, in order for the seeker to win they must eliminate all 5 hiders before the timer runs out, but if at least one of the hiders survives until the timer runs out all of the hiders will win

\*MORE BRAWL TALK SEGWAYS, MY FAVORITE\*

Marzio: Starr Nova is finally getting a hypercharge which makes her super’s range 30% longer and also makes her super deal more damage and knock back enemies when hit

AJ: Bolt will also be receiving his hypercharge, which makes it so that when he uses his super he can no longer slow down for the rest of the duration of the hypercharge, even if he makes sharp turns or if the crashes into a wall

Dani: Now that all the brawlers have their hypercharges, each brawler released moving forward will release with their hypercharge, and now we can concentrate more on reworking hypercharges!

Marzio: Each update will focus on hypercharges of brawlers in a specific class which are underwhelming compared to the rest of their class, starting with the tanks

AJ: Bull’s hypercharge is getting a rework, now while hypercharges when he uses his super he has full control of what direction he goes to, Jacky’s hypercharge is also getting a rework, now when she uses her super while hypercharges she creates a wall around the edge of her super that lasts 5 seconds, no brawler can go in or out during the duration of the walls, Ash’s hypercharge is also getting a rework, when hypercharged the rats from Ash’s super now deal 3 times more damage overtime, and the last hypercharge to get reworked is Buster’s, now when hypercharges busters super covers him 360 degrees, but any projectiles that get deflected from Busters super now also home in to the brawler that they came from

Dani: Since there is a world event that is going on recently, we will be releasing brawler flag pins for 48 different countries! to show your pride for your country

Marzio: Ranked is now getting its own chat, so you can strategize with your teammates and give them suggestions for what brawlers to ban, pick, etc. This chat will be usable at in mythic rank and above, and you will be able to chat during matches whenever you are waiting for a match to start

AJ: We are also now releasing backgrounds for battle cards, these backgrounds will be based on the backgrounds for all of the skin themes, and they will be available in the oddities shop just like every other cosmetic, their bling worth will be the same as that of a mythic skin so save up your bling if you want one of these backgrounds

Dani: The trophy road will now also include new lore for the brawlers in their respective areas, you will be able to unlock this lore as you traverse the areas of the trophy road, and as the trophy road gets more new areas we will also be adding more new lore for our lore loving fans

AJ: So, is that all?

Dani: No, we still have the freebie!

\*insert all 3 of the community managers dancing around a qr code\*

Hello citizens of TierStars! This june we will be having a different pfp to commemorate the pride of the LGBTQ+ community! As a bisexual myself it is ok to be yourself and people should accept you for beeing who you are, and this pfp also commemorates Men's Mentalhealth Awareness month, this is something that i did not include in the pfp of last years june and i feel like Men's Mentalhealth Awereness Month kind of gets overshadowed sometimes so it should also have it's place in this months pfp. Men, remember it is ok to seek out help and to feel emotional, as our emotions are what makes us human!

Again, Happy Pride Month and Happy Men's Mentalhealth Awareness Month!

Para empezar mi mamá se puso a regañarme a mí y a mi hermano porque le habían cortado el pelo a mi hermano en casa de uno de sus amigos y yo no le dije a mi mamá que había pasado eso entonces se sentía traicionada, mientras íbamos manejando de regreso salió la canción de SKIBIDI TOILET en el radio, el peor momento posible para esa maldita canción XD. Bueno después de que nos haya gritado por como 5 horas fuimos a ayudarla con pedidos de Uber Eats (idea MALISIMA) y en el primer puto pedido la hdspm no quiso poner en número del depa en el que vivía y mi mamá le marco y le mando mensaje y no contesta entonces tuvo que regresar el pedido y ya después de regresarlo AHÍ fue cuando la pinche señora verguera le marco a mi mamá, y se puso toda mamona que por qué no le habíamos marcado, pendeja de mierda QUE SI TE MARCAMOS Y TU ESTABAS TAN OCUPADA CON LA VERGA DE TÚ PATRÓN QUE NO PODISTE CONTESTAR. Bueno, bueno, después de todo eso a mi mamá comoquiera le pago Uber porque ellos se pusieron de su lado, ahora seguía el siguiente pedido, ojalá no va estar tan malo como el prime- se descompuso la camioneta ;-; y llevamos dos semanas con ella 😭

Mínimo me pude quedar con el pedido del segundo cliente XD era como un arroz con algo empanizado arriba no c pero estaba rico