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Are you a conservative voter, tired of Trump and the Republican party? There's a new political party, just for YOU! Google "Lemon Party" for more information. Make sure "Safe Search" is off; the establishment is trying to hide the TRUTH!

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u/_____rs — 22 hours ago
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[BREAKING] ICE agents in Seattle arrest Jimothy the Raccoon, order him deported to Zootopia

u/_____rs — 2 days ago
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White House announces new benefit: All US citizens will receive a free "I survived the Summer of Diarrhea" t-shirt, size Bigly Yuge.

Spokesperson Ms. Dill Doe remarked, "Anything to distract from the Epstein files and the DHS concentration camps."

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u/_____rs — 4 days ago

World Crap: Final match canceled after both teams come down with explosive diarrhea. Trump awards the trophy to himself, dedicating it to the late JD Vance.

⚽🥅💩

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u/_____rs — 6 days ago

I found this stuck to the bottom of my son's shoe. Does this mean he's on drugs? I am incapable of using Google.

u/_____rs — 20 days ago

House Speaker Mike "Limp" Johnson declares July 3 as Micropenis Awareness Day

> Those men affected by a micropenis, such as myself and the late Vice President JD Vance, should not be ashamed by their tiny condition. We can lead fulfilling lives, through a crippling porn addiction in my case, or by humping furniture as JD Vance did. Just be careful not to catch rabies from a wild sofa.

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u/_____rs — 22 days ago