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a world where jake and albert both play a co-op game with facecam,
a world where albert and jake do an irl vid
a world where this all happens
a world where we’re being fed content

when I TELL YOU THE GOVERNMENR OF PAKISTAN DOESNT GIVE A CRAP ABSOUT SAFETY REGULATIONS ESPECIALLT ON HELLA HIGH RIDES

so friggin stupid of me to hop omg, the damn BOAT at lake View park... when I tell you I did 3 sets of alhamdullilah for allah swt saving my little life, I mean it. These 2 women which sat behind me, my siblings, and our cousins - expressed how they were fearless, matter of a fact called US out (why the heck are we catchin strays omg) to the operator running the ride and kindly requested to make sure we left with ptsd. before we all hesitantly hopped on we made sure we weren't risking the one thing important in our life which was.. our life brah, the boat went maximum a little below 90 degrees and looking at the people screaming for their lives felt pointless until we rode. Besides us, there sat women in probably their mid 50s, younger children, and those 2 young women behind us. The ride started and I was having the time of my life, we all were, "is this what I was fearing?" I thought. I sat back and enjoyed the ride whilst my 18 year old cousin attempted to stop herself from passing out.

the first few swings were rushing adrenaline but were fun overall, as the boat picked up speed and we slowly saw the entire ground below our feet as our side of the boat rised, usually on these sort of boat rides (which I've ridden quite sometimes) once they pick up speed the reach a point (usually a bit below 90 degrees - which is fully vertical) where they do full swings about 2 or 3 times to get the blood pumping, THIS TIME however I swear to god it exceeded the 'vertical' position and began turning HORIZONTAL... AGAIN.. WHICH IS UP FREAKING SIDE DOWN.

THE WAY THE ONLY BODY PART IF MINE INTERACTING WITH THE BOAT WERE MY HAND GRIPPING THE BARELY FIXED WORN OUT RAILING 2 FEET INFRONT OF ME.

the 2 women behind us were have the time of their lives after telling the operator to speed up, whilst the only thing repeating in my head was "oh what a fun way to die".

my sister and younger cousin were gripping eachother trying not to let go and potentially flip over while I was having the biggest lock in of my LIFE. I was so damn focused on survival that having motion sickness was an afterthought. This boat kept the pattern of over 90 degree swings ABSOLUTELY CONSISTENT, WE WERE PRAVTICALLY FLYING- I WAS INCHES ABOVE MY SEAT BEFORE FREE FALLING BACK IN.

the middle aged women infront of us had become nauseous and were doing everything in their power not to projectile vomit over everybody.

The section of people facing us were not joking around, I saw them- watched them slide and lift of their seats as the reached a new peak. As the boat slowly continued this repetitive pattern of sending us to the moon (whilst the normal speed was dare I say TWICE as slower with people actually having fun) my cousin passed out, leaving the rest of us fearing for our lives. This operator that had the audacity to treat us with inconsideration after the ride- AFTER LISTENING TO 2 WOMEN AND TO PLEASE THEIR NEEDS.

you might think oh maybe it was the normal speed and we were overreacting or maybe it wasn't even the 2 women's fault... would you beleive when the ride ended, the operator came out of his cubby and personally asked the 2 ladies how the ride was... (how weird, I mean I'd like to leave a review too and yknow possibly get the place shut down) which the 2 responded with satisfied faces and thumbs ups...

upon seeing this I was thrilled at the fact (my mom who was also on with us) stood up at and gave him a peice of her mind. It was so satisfying seeing someone else being lectures beside myself.

"ap log aesay cheekhrahay hain jesay mein nay kisi ka katl kiya ho"

translation: "you guys are acting liking I killed a man"

says the operator .... ARE WE DEAD SERIOUS ?????????,??

HOW ON EARTH CAN ONE BE SO UNAWARE

Ohmygod do not ever ever EVER sit on a sketchy ride especially with people who stink of pride and selfishness.